Comedian Brian Frange aka The Appleist Reviews and Ranks Apples (the fruit)
The perfect blend of sweet and tart, this fiery bitch is a headliner at Trader Joes nationwide. Not as snappy as you’d like, and a little rough around the edges, this hard-nosed trailblazer makes up for it’s downfalls with snappy branding. A fine Australian apple. Good for everyday use. The post Aura Apple Review appeared first on Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange .
The perfect blend of sweet and tart, this fiery bitch is a headliner at Trader Joes nationwide. Not as snappy as you’d like, and a little rough around the edges, this hard-nosed trailblazer makes up for it’s downfalls with snappy branding. A fine Australian apple. Good for everyday use. The post Kissabel Rouge Apple Review appeared first on Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange .
The perfect blend of sweet and tart, this fiery bitch is a headliner at Trader Joes nationwide. Not as snappy as you’d like, and a little rough around the edges, this hard-nosed trailblazer makes up for it’s downfalls with snappy branding. A fine Australian apple. Good for everyday use. The post Silken Apple Review appeared first on Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange .
The perfect blend of sweet and tart, this fiery bitch is a headliner at Trader Joes nationwide. Not as snappy as you’d like, and a little rough around the edges, this hard-nosed trailblazer makes up for it’s downfalls with snappy branding. A fine Australian apple. Good for everyday use. The post Sweet Orin Apple Review appeared first on Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange .
The perfect blend of sweet and tart, this fiery bitch is a headliner at Trader Joes nationwide. Not as snappy as you’d like, and a little rough around the edges, this hard-nosed trailblazer makes up for it’s downfalls with snappy branding. A fine Australian apple. Good for everyday use. The post Wolf River Apple Review appeared first on Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange .
The perfect blend of sweet and tart, this fiery bitch is a headliner at Trader Joes nationwide. Not as snappy as you’d like, and a little rough around the edges, this hard-nosed trailblazer makes up for it’s downfalls with snappy branding. A fine Australian apple. Good for everyday use. The post Zestar! Apple Review appeared first on Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange .
The perfect blend of sweet and tart, this fiery bitch is a headliner at Trader Joes nationwide. Not as snappy as you’d like, and a little rough around the edges, this hard-nosed trailblazer makes up for it’s downfalls with snappy branding. A fine Australian apple. Good for everyday use. The post Ruby Jon Apple Review appeared first on Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange .
The perfect blend of sweet and tart, this fiery bitch is a headliner at Trader Joes nationwide. Not as snappy as you’d like, and a little rough around the edges, this hard-nosed trailblazer makes up for it’s downfalls with snappy branding. A fine Australian apple. Good for everyday use. The post Pink Pearl Apple Review appeared first on Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange .
Well, science has finally created an apple that tastes like the spit in your mouth right before you vomit. This fever dream of a deranged Washingtonian scientist is marketed as having a subtle cinnamon flavor but instead has the not so subtle flavor of a urine-soaked gas station bathroom floor. Which makes this apple less Autumn Glory more Autumn Glory Hole. The post SnowSweet Apple Review…
Well, science has finally created an apple that tastes like the spit in your mouth right before you vomit. This fever dream of a deranged Washingtonian scientist is marketed as having a subtle cinnamon flavor but instead has the not so subtle flavor of a urine-soaked gas station bathroom floor. Which makes this apple less Autumn Glory more Autumn Glory Hole. The post Golden Russet Apple Review…