
In the Navy: Closeted, Confused and Full of Lust
Armistead was a young closeted officer surrounded by 600 sailors, and one particularly distracting signalman named Spikes. For him, the Navy provided plenty of temptation—and very little relief.
Pull up a chair on the porch of 28 Barbary Lane—tales, truth, and tea from Armistead Maupin.
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Armistead was a young closeted officer surrounded by 600 sailors, and one particularly distracting signalman named Spikes. For him, the Navy provided plenty of temptation—and very little relief.

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Bruised, sore, but in good spirits

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