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TLDU: Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand Similar to TLDR

Cottaging: the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Salad Days: green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements. Rashness with little concern of consequence. Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare "My salad days, When I was green in judgment, cold in blood." - William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

age gate: An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

board chow: A) The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards. B) Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

young pup: a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

grebo: West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

TikTok Farlands: TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

mormon assault vehicle: another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

Shakira Law: A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Overstand: To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

minimap: A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Pink Cloud: 12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

Dotard: An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

Chancla: The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.

Striver: The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it. The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year. The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

SkyPesos: Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

Quiche Peanemis: Quirky niche peak cinema analysis It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Hate Draft: 1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her. 2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

jalopy: A shitty car

Utility beer: Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Oinking: Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

Hopeslop: A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

trespooping: The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

scabbage: A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.

hot dish: Minnesota expression for a meal course meant to feed a family or a large group of people ofter brought to pot luck dinners. See caserole.

stove: Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

Walky-Talky: A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber