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turtlefarm:

The end of our earthquake, two places

chips1977:

I don’t like getting kicked in the head anymore

rexhistoria:

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

Never try to talk to a noise musician it will never go well for you

become-a-robot:

I don’t think I’ve seen a single post parodying Beastie Boys lyrics that wasn’t accurate, because I can see them saying literally anything.

What about when Mike D said

“If I played guitar, I’d be Jimmy Page. The girlies I like are underage”

🤔

Anonymous

Pregnant woman: eats rabbit

Rabbit soul staring at developing baby: This is where the fun begins

Baby a few years later: Has weird eyes and scampers

1/2457 worlds explored advance//