there is no good or christian way to say this but i was rating the tf2 models’ ass sizes based off gmod models and i have never ever in my life seen a fictional fucking rear as concave as the soldier from tf2. there isnt just nothing there, its entirely void, like it was deflated by a pin or removed by a cosmic force, this man has whatever the opposite of cake is, some sort of sour liquid ration, absolutely no ass to speak of, merasmus kicked him out and cast spells of incurvate your ass, its what he lost in the war, its the price he pays for hot russian single in his area, solid -6/10. holy shit.
you can honestly be having the worst day of your life, open tumblr and there’s your long time mutual who has recently gotten really into toy story yaoi just posting away
call me crazy but I think it’d be easier if surgeons learned how to operate on fat bodies instead of expecting every single fat person to lose weight before getting surgery
I have been in multiple situations where a friend group I’m not so familiar with starts making jokes about being into weirdo pervert stuff and there is a slight edge of competition to who is The Most Freakish I know for a goddamn fact that I have everyone beat in the pervert department but I can’t say anything because they’re probably just talking about light BDSM at most and I like things that are complete social suicide in 90% of spaces
like oh when you like puppyplay and choking its subversive and edgy but when I talk about getting my sexual awakening at 8 years old from the really fucking weird plant vore sequence in the third ice age movie it’s WEIRD and EMBARRASSING i see how it is,
oh so this post stops getting notes when I make that addition, i see how it is,
somehow no matter what the world keeps turning
