I make stuff on things

worldheritagepostorganization:

haystarlight:

miaislying:

personsonable:

miaislying:

personsonable:

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

World Heritage Post

moveslikekeithrichards:

trying to calculate which part of your godforsaken body you should aim to preserve while choosing a sleeping position on any given night

sveski:

You’re hopeful then you regret.
The circle never breaks.
With a sunrise and a sunset there’s a change of heart or address.
Is there nothing that remains?
For a sunrise or a sunset.
You’re manic or you’re depressed.
Will you ever feel ok?

cannibalchicken:

pinene:

isitsafe:

Love the bot summoning incantation

anxeious:

segamascott:

warfre:

human-pet-they:

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

I should have done that!

caressthosecheekbones:

nasa is using a 3D world graphic for the solar eclipse thingy today where germany is still divided in east and west adjfglkafdhgadfg. buddies, it’s been almost 40 years.

sandmandaddy69:

anchovy:

gatorbeast:

these are all the same sort of animal. do you understand.

these are all small skittish creatures that love to bite and are found in drawers of garages and classrooms. they’re all related and in the same small biter family. weird little kids who play with them while they’re distracted and have empathy for them can tame them and become these beasts companions

Beasts