Lover of cats, slash, and far too many tasteless puns. Feel free to talk to me about anything! And if you must refer to me by name, either Lise or Gala will do.

 

becomedog:

“…in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library” [source: Us]

In a lifetime of amazing creations, this program has gifted over 330 million books to kids.

Contribute here in her honor: imaginationlibrary.com

A photo of Dolly with the Library logo. The quote "you can never get enough books into the hands of children"ALT

asmuchasidliketo:

herpsandbirds:

This is easily one of the CRAZIEST videos I’ve ever gotten. I was rafting down a river when a Yellow Jacket came, landed on my bright pink waterproof phone pouch, and started drinking from the water droplets that had gathered there.

The most amazing part is how the water droplet magnifies the Hornet’s mouth parts, so you get to see them up-close!!!! It was FASCINATING to witness!


Here’s some of my favorite still shots from that video:

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What do you think? 🥰

Since I saw that post about lolcats doing a return…

Close-up of a wasp, yellow, black and fuzzy, on a pink and shiny surface. The wasp is drinking a bead of water nearly as big as she is. Superimposed text reads “Am on your phone doing a little slurpy”.ALT

casgirl:

I think if grace ever told Rocky haha yeah when we first met I was scared you were gonna lay eggs in my brain! Rocky would be like that’s stupid. The human brain is a horrible place for putting eggs. Here is my list of your internal organs that would be best for storing eggs:

death-by-sc0tland:

it’s still killing me that the doctor and the master are canonically each other’s emergency contacts. who gets your will when you think you’re about to die oh right it’s the guy that’s been trying to kill you. for centuries

sabertoothwalrus:

sometimes you trap a male false black widow under a cup in the middle of the night because he was roaming around on your ceiling looking for female spider pheromones and then his harmless dumb ass fell straight onto your bed so you had to contain him because you were tired and wanted to sleep. and sometimes that spider is no longer in that cup the next morning. as haunting as it is his determination is honestly kinda inspiring. chase your dreams little man hope you get spider laid

legalizememes:
“smallest-feeblest-boggart:
“ the-hittite:
“ sexhaver:
“ sexhaver:
“ silverlightpony:
“ gayestgen:
“ scorch-mechanic:
“ goat-plushie:
“Wait, there’s physical copies of Fallout Equestria? That’d have to be massive.
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The first run was...

legalizememes:

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

the-hittite:

sexhaver:

sexhaver:

silverlightpony:

gayestgen:

scorch-mechanic:

goat-plushie:

Wait, there’s physical copies of Fallout Equestria? That’d have to be massive.

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The first run was five hardbacks of progressively increasing girth. The stack is hefty, but the books are comfortable. Each chapter has chapter art too, which I consider a plus in all fantasy books.

Later runs were single-book softcover monstrosities. I think I saw another five-volume hardback run recently, but I’m not deeply involved in the fandom anymore.

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The second print run was two volumes, hardback, with jackets.  Dunno about any subsequent runs.

I still think the 5-volume split was the best option.  It’s a big damn story.

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(For anyone who hasn’t read it: yes, that’s a functional replica of the main character’s go-to weapon.  No, I didn’t customize it like that; I bought it from the person who did.)

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anon PLEASE tell me your teacher is the author of this

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Ok, I Kind of hate that I know this, but I’m pretty sure that anon’s teacher did NOT write the books the others are showing off. He wrote the darker, edgier and somehow even longer fanfic OF that fanfic called Project Horizons.

Original Fallout Equestria was written by someone known as Kkat who I’m 90% sure is a woman and the story only has some PG-13ish scenes at worst (you know, aside from the violence and gore that comes with a Fallout setting.) Project Horizons was written by a guy known as Somber, who I remember him mentioning in the post-chapter notes that he got fired for failing the wrong student once and the fic itself includes multiple explicit sex scenes.

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it’s important to me u know what the 3rd printing looks like. please note the gilded pages

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one of tumblr’s secret trump cards is its ability to deliver absolutely OBLITERATING gut punches like this post without any context or warning whatsoever