There’s the door. Don’t care if I lose followers, transphobes aren’t welcome here.

Saw several people angrily responding to this one & all I can say is she’s 100% right

weary and wary are not the same word and have very different meanings and if i see one more person use wearily when they mean warily I’m gonna combust

weary: tired, worn-out, beaten down, exhausted, in need of rest. they were weary after their long journey. wearily, she sat down on the couch and kicked off her shoes. he had grown weary of this conversation.

wary: guarded, cautious, on-edge, careful. they were wary of the approaching stranger. warily, she poked at the dark shape in the corner of her room. he paused, wary, but nodded anyway.

World Heritage Post

my favorite dolly parton trivia has been and will always be that the very first animal cloned from an adult animal cell was named dolly the sheep after dolly parton, because they used mammary gland cells to clone her. she was so cunty they named the first clone after her boobs. thank you dolly parton

I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid

i hate that diet culture means all the tasty drinks everywhere are loaded with stevia now. this isn't even a stance about health, I just think it tastes so fucking bad

stevia is cross-reactive with a common environmental allergen: ragweed! if you've been drinking your fun little drinky drinks & have been feeling off there's a chance you're actually allergic!

I can't have artificial sweeteners because they give me migraines. I can't have stevia because I have an anaphylactic reaction. this new wave of "make everything 0 sugar" coming back into fashion could literally kill me if I'm not careful. nothing is safe, nothing is sacred, if I'm getting a little treat, better check the ingredients in case they changed em! :)

*head in hands* it's like ragweed??? Ragweed?? Oh my god everything makes so much sense

Ty for sharing that I had no idea

oh goody

needing to take a shower: worst feeling in the world
getting into the shower: hardest task in the world
being in the shower: 🚿🧼🛁🧴🫧
getting out of the shower: second hardest task in the world
being out of the shower: (soft hair) (soft skin) (cozy towel) (clean clothes) why is getting into the shower always so hard. i should remember this feeling (most beautiful feeling in the world) next time i need to take a shower

huge fan of the depth of a good purple but another area that draws me is definitely around aquamarine/turquoise/seafoam. you can not go wrong once the green starts getting just a tinge more blue. a gal could certainly do worse than to pull over there and stay a while

something earth shattering going on here

Free the nipple! "but what if someone gets turned on??" people get turned on over like feet and beautiful summer days. we cannot live defensively.

"We cannot live defensively" is the perfect response to so much bullshit nowadays.

Don't listen to anything your brain tells you after (checks time) noon.

Don't listen to anything your brain tells you after you wake up.

listen to the amulet.

gate agent said “infants under 2 now welcome to board” and then after a pause said “but please bring your parents with you” and i’m so sleep deprived i can’t stop giggling