rcse:
I did that job once.
What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union
i love how this is always showing up on my dash entirely free of the context that the ood’s response to this question is ‘the beast shall rise from the pit and make war against god’
Oh that’s just how it is in retail
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there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there’s no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we’re doing the scientific method a disservice if we don’t at least try
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sometimes i’ll be scrolling on here and almost reblog what a mutual reblogged from me like so true bestie
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We finally figured out what makes Kristen Stewart smile: hot wings! The “Twilight” star posed for this amazing photo after dining at a Hooters restaurant in Texas recently. Get the details at Wonderwall.com.
Yeah it was probably the wings
distressing things to say to your friends
Its been five years of it’s august and the flow of time still haunts me
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but above all, one must not concern oneself with the opinions of people who censor the word fuck
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Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans
Now that’s what I call
@rpepperpotshipssciencebros please forgive me for this one
I hate this site so much.
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