hey mom, fuck off

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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Updated July 2nd 2026

HELLO. I’m Tommy. i basically just shitpost and soooometimes i draw. I can animate but rarely do so cuz i lack motivation, I VOICEACT!!! If you want me to do volunteer VA work for things like podcasts SEND ME AN ASK WITH DETAILS AND I CAN MESSAGE YOU.


Pronouns: He/she.


Omnisexual (Slightly obscure sexuality. Basically, I like both sexes but prefer 1. In my case i prefer female.)

probably adhd

MINOR

System

PFP IS BY @gummybearzone THEY’RE COOL GO FOLLOW THEM HAHAHAH

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MUTUALS:

@the-nird FELLOW CHNT FRIEND. We actually met during a gravity falls MAP.


@its-a-pain-having-a-name REALLY COOL ARTIST. Another chnt fiend.


@bird-f0od Friend from an old discord server.


@spotifybutteredbread (old) ACCOUNT ABANDONED. now another, different account.


@doohickler ARTIST. Doesn’t post as much anymore however :[


@satan-offical THAT’S RIGHT BITCHES I’M MOOTS WITH SATAN.


@uraniumeater5000 Chnt buddy :]


@hotwormsoup friend :]


@glassanomaly We began as Moots-in-law and soon became moots. Chnt/Will Wood buddy.


@roughly57bluejaysinatrenchcoat they like clouds


@dearbhlaaaaghhhhhelpme FELLOW IRISH WILL WOOD/CHNT FAN.


@bellefromhelle they’re cool. i have to talk to them more


@yourlocalcryptid13 ALSO hotwormsoup. but other account.


@mx-capgras They’re trynna replace themself.


@5harkiiz-bytes CHNT MOOT


@idontevenknow7878 Irl bitch friend.

@tym4spex COOL ART COOL ART COOL ART. magnus archives fiend.

@hailey-or-not the new account of a certain mutual listed (bread)

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TAGS:

wow i’ve never done this before…


#tommyyaps - yapping. usually about chnt and stuff

#tommyshitposts - shitposting

#tommyspeaks - the rare VA junk


#tommydraws - art and junk. includes animation.

#tommyfixations - whatever im fixated on at the time

#tommyreblogs - self explanitory

#tommyanswers - never going to be used

#tommyocs - OH BOY WE WILL GET TO THAT.

tommysystem - system stuff. Dont post abt syscourse or anything bc i really dont care

POSTS OF INTEREST:

OC VOICE TEST YAYAYAYAYAYA: https://www.tumblr.com/evil–tommy/800845778110332928/very-important-post111?source=share


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FANDOMS:

WILL WOOD

CAMP HERE AND THERE

UNDERTALE/DELTARUNE

THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES

DUNGEONS AND DADDIES

ANYWAYS BYE

I DONT LIKE

radqueers, racists, transphobes, homophobes, TERFS CAN KINDLY FUCK OFF, people who are procensorship are a no. just, people who hate things? i hate a fuckton of things (ai, most of my dni list, various people i know) but if all you talk about is how much you hate something rather than all the good things there are? then please fuck off and revaluate your views.


I DO LIKE

if you are trans!

people with xenogenders/neopronouns

therians

fans of any media i also enjoy

im perfectly ok with religion as long as you arent homophobic lol!

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brave-enchanter-1203 says:  Yes, the "rape organ" is real.  Recently I have seen an uptick in transfeminists saying things like "a penis does not inherently make someone more able to commit sexual assault". I'd like to push back on this because it's so plainly wrong in my opinion.  Plain and simple, the penis is a weapon. Amab people are biologically equipped with a part that, when inserted somewhere, brings them pleasure, even if it hurts the receiving end. (This too goes for trans men who have received a phalloplasty, of course) Those with vaginas often don't cum from penetration, meaning often penetrative sex is more about the pleasure of those with the phallus, effectively rendering the penetrated as a passive object for the penetrator's pleasure. On top of that, people with a vagina don't have the possibility of effectivelly reversing roles and making people with penises into passive objects for their orgasm while not giving them one. This is why the penis is more of a weapon, or as some would put it "the rape organ".  #transfeminism #mtf trans #transfem #mtf #transmisogynyALT

I cannot believe a person like this reblogged from me jfc this is so horrifically disgusting I was almost at a loss for words!!!

Firstly, the misuse of "AMAB" - AMAB says nothing about what anatomy you were born with, it only says what is written on your birth certificate!! Please stop erasing intersex people &/or culturally gendered people, thank you!!

Secondly, the undermining of people raped by those without penises??? Oral rape, rape from fingers, rape from objects??? What about people with penises who were raped by people with vaginas, by being forced into penetration??? By this logic, people with vaginas are "biologically equipped with a rape organ" because they can force people with penises into penetration too, right??

Not to mention, what about anal rape for people with prostates? Is it less of rape for people with prostates because they "can enjoy it"?? Trans/gender diverse &/or intersex people with prostates are often anally raped, and 1 in 6 pericis men are raped (link) which often occurs anally. What about them???

Why are you defining rape as penis into vagina?? And why are you defining the harm of rape through the ability or inability to orgasm? (Not to mention many people CAN orgasm through vaginal penetration, PLEASE don't generalize.)

This is soooo gross omfgggg 😭 please stay AWAY from rape victims it this is how you think.

I was raped by people without penises. That doesn't make it less of rape. Fucking disgusting. Please fuck off the Internet until you learn better.

The audacity to tag this disgusting take as "transfeminism" makes me so ill.

(PS do not harass this person, but I would recommend blocking &/or reporting that post because it's so disgusting!!)

evil--tommy

YOU DONT HAVE TO BE PENETRATED FOR RAPEJGFDJKFGDJKJKFKJJKFFDKJFDKJJKFDJKFFJKKFJDKJDFJKFDG I SWEAR TO GOD NJKFGJFGJKFGKJFGK

tommyreblogs
lonelyroommp3
lonelyroommp3

7 year old piano student hurt his left hand falling off his bike so i let him start the song we’re learning with both hands to see how he went and then afterwards i said “okay how was that” and he went “sore” and i said “how sore” and he said “can i give you a percentage” and i said “that sounds like a great idea” and he looked at me and very seriously went “INFUDATE.” and i said “oh… infinite….” and he very very seriously added “infudate….. PLUS MARIO.”

evil--tommy

ok so i swear to god i might know the explanation to this but its so fucking embarrasing im not even going to

evil--tommy

ok so theres this game theory video where mattpat talks about the amount of mario maker levels that are theoretically possible. in it, he comes to the conclusion that it would be a number so large, that we dont even have a name for it yet. he decides to coin the new number as "marioplex." so assume the kid just said infinite (infudate) plus the highest number he knew.

lonelyroommp3

WAAAAAAIT said student is very very online so this is probably it actually…. thank you so much, this is a huge development and i’m going to find a way to drop “marioplex” into his next lesson just to see his reaction

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay we got it i need to know if this child is BASED heh tommyreblogs
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lonelyroommp3

7 year old piano student hurt his left hand falling off his bike so i let him start the song we’re learning with both hands to see how he went and then afterwards i said “okay how was that” and he went “sore” and i said “how sore” and he said “can i give you a percentage” and i said “that sounds like a great idea” and he looked at me and very seriously went “INFUDATE.” and i said “oh… infinite….” and he very very seriously added “infudate….. PLUS MARIO.”

evil--tommy

ok so i swear to god i might know the explanation to this but its so fucking embarrasing im not even going to

evil--tommy

ok so theres this game theory video where mattpat talks about the amount of mario maker levels that are theoretically possible. in it, he comes to the conclusion that it would be a number so large, that we dont even have a name for it yet. he decides to coin the new number as “marioplex.” so assume the kid just said infinite (infudate) plus the highest number he knew.

tommyreblogs i know this because i watched the video about 50 billion times

me: i think the “worshipping” or certain creators online because of their output is, while fun, quite harmful. because it leads to dismissing of criticism and if the creative does something bad, youre more likely to defend them when it isnt nessacery or dismiss allegations. its similar to parasociality.

me about toby fox: toby fox is god. toby fox is the greatest thing to happen to video games. toby fox is the greatest human being to ever exist. this man will create the magnum opus of video games. again.

something is wrong with me tommyyaps toby fox undertale tricky tony deltarune utdr
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lizardsfromspace

🪧free-him-already Follow

hey unfriendly fuckin reminder that keeping someone prisoner for ur entertainment is DISGUSTING. fuck u

🌊seahaven-islands Follow

Alright let me educate your ignorant anti ass

TRUMAN LIKES IT IN THE SHOW. Show Daddy Christof himself says he could leave WHENEVER HE WANTS. Yes he doesn't know he's on television but he doesn't WANT to know the truth. Do you know WHY??? Because it's sooooo much better in Seahaven! It's OUR WORLD that's sick and I think Truman knows that people like u exist out there :/ and so he WANTS to stay in the place where all his needs are met all the time and everyone loves him Actually :/

If he DID ever find out we all know Truman would stay in the show, bc he would be so inspired by finding out how much it means to people and how much comfort he's given us! 💖 We love Truman more than u ever could

P.S. do you ever see US posting HATE in ur stupid #Free Truman tags? NO, bc we know how to behave ourselves, unlike u <3

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Truman:

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lollll that's so him!

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wow u dumbasses have been p. quiet since Truman escaped huh

🪧free-him-already Follow

me when my blorbo escapes my prison dome

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lonelyroommp3

7 year old piano student hurt his left hand falling off his bike so i let him start the song we’re learning with both hands to see how he went and then afterwards i said “okay how was that” and he went “sore” and i said “how sore” and he said “can i give you a percentage” and i said “that sounds like a great idea” and he looked at me and very seriously went “INFUDATE.” and i said “oh… infinite….” and he very very seriously added “infudate….. PLUS MARIO.”

evil--tommy

ok so i swear to god i might know the explanation to this but its so fucking embarrasing im not even going to

tommyreblogs
evil--tommy
evil--tommy

so my current idea for a short (OR LONG!) movie would be guy who THINKS hes trapped in a timeloop, but is in fact not. the guy is an absolute asshole. he just SUUUCKS and he uses this timeloop for all the worst things possible. he also goes into a liiiitle bit of psychosis after trying all of the drugs. this results in some fucking insane shenanigans which he thinks will be just be over after the timeloop.

as for the circumstances of the fake timeloop, im still working this out. something similar to how it happens in groundhog day but obviously not real, just wild coincidences.

evil--tommy

i was going to do the whole “oh the AUDIENCE knows but he doesnt know” but then the idea of “the audience ALSO thinks its a timeloop movie” came into my head. i imagine he starts catching on and then he walks up to someone and is like “hey what day is it?” and they say the real date and his eyes widen and the background of the scene goes black and it zooms in and we enter a stupid nightmare sequence and he has to speedrun fixing everything

tommyreblogs

so my current idea for a short (OR LONG!) movie would be guy who THINKS hes trapped in a timeloop, but is in fact not. the guy is an absolute asshole. he just SUUUCKS and he uses this timeloop for all the worst things possible. he also goes into a liiiitle bit of psychosis after trying all of the drugs. this results in some fucking insane shenanigans which he thinks will be just be over after the timeloop.

as for the circumstances of the fake timeloop, im still working this out. something similar to how it happens in groundhog day but obviously not real, just wild coincidences.

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