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Kaladin *looking down*: all people with blue eyes are just evil, you know?
Adolin: *slowly looks up and makes eye contact with Kaladin*
Kaladin: No, but— you know, you have to agree it makes sense—
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Lopen: It’s Pride Month, gancho. You know what that means.
Kaladin: But I don’t though? I’m still kind of confused by the whole gay thing…
Everyone: But Kaladin you have blue eyes now too!
Kaladin: I said what I said
Kaladin coming back after Wind and Truth: Everyone look my eyes are brown again. But people with blue eyes are still evil
Everyone: WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE DISCUSSING EYE COLOR
My friend, who is reading The Stormlight Archive for the first time: [looks up from her copy of WoR] Is Kaladin the same thing as Szeth or however you say it?
Me: [resists the urge to go on an hour rant about Honorblades and stuff] …You’ll see.
My friend: [glares] How dare you.
(My friend’s near the end of Oathbringer now but this was just a funny little moment for me.)
Someone: [Throws a rock at Kaladin and hits]
Kaladin: [Doesn’t care about the pain]
Kaladin: [already crying] This looks just like one of the rocks Tien gave me…
The real source of the whole Tien singularity trust
The entire history of Bridge Four:
- Overworked by running towards death
- Still overworked. But they’re paid better than before! yay
- People die :(
- Why are they flying now???
- Everyone: I WANNA JOINNN
- More people die :(
- People leave for reasons ranging from stupid to beneficial
- Even more people die but one became a religious figure and another got catapulted off the planet so
- …Wait what happened to all the original members?
Chapters:
1/3
Fandom:
Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson
Rating:
Mature
Warnings:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships:
Kaladin/Adolin Kholin, Bridge Four & Kaladin (Stormlight Archive)
Characters:
Kaladin (Stormlight Archive), Adolin Kholin, Bridge Four (Stormlight Archive), Teft (Stormlight Archive), Sigzil (Stormlight Archive), Sylphrena (Stormlight Archive), Dalinar Kholin
Additional Tags:
Anti-Stormlight, Major Character Injury, Presumed Dead, Established Relationship, Post-Book 04: Rhythm of War (Stormlight Archive), Permanent Injury, Disability, Suicidal Thoughts, Angst, Hurt/Comfort
Summary:
Kaladin didn’t die. Yet. Sigzil is still unsure whether he is going to.
For now, he’s sitting at the end of Kaladin’s bed, wondering what on Roshar he is going to say to him if he does wake up. Congratulations on surviving that, Kaladin. Azir’s fallen and your husband is presumed dead.
Storm it all.
I have some whump for you all for @shipwrecked-event. It is my sacred duty
Kaladin: [Sitting down with his Mistborn book] …I just can’t stop misreading this.
Kaladin: I keep reading TienSoon instead of TenSoon.
Kaladin: Also, what’s with this Kelsier guy? …He’s just so much like me… it’s almost like I’m the one all those people are worshipping, the one who took so many lives.
Kaladin: [grunts] This is stupid. Syl, why did you have to talk me into reading this?
Syl: hehe
Adolin: Since when does bridgeboy know how to read
Kaladin in The Way of Kings: I hate all lighteyes and they hate me
Kaladin 5 books later: All the lighteyes love me and now I don’t know what to do
Kaladin sometime after Wind and Truth: Well at least I’m not a lighteyes anymore but they still love me and I still don’t know what to do
Most Adoptable Grown Man Contest - Round 3, Poll 15
Which grown man is more adoptable?
Kaladin Stormblessed - The Stormlight Archive
Bandit Heeler - Bluey
See Results
Guys WHY IS KALADIN NOT WINNING THIS COME ON
But what if
Kelsier/Kaladin/Hoid cursed polycule
(what would the ship name be? Keloidin is the best I can think of)