fandom: er

pairing: caramico

rating: ill advised hook up (no condom)

summary:

“You don’t have to worry about me,” Anna says. “I’ve got my own party trick. I never forget a face.”

tagged: Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Alternate Universe - College/University, House Party, One Night Stands, The Dangers of Boredom, stupid drunken party games, Unplanned Pregnancy, Cunnilingus, once again I am eroticising john carter’s nose, And I will do it again, Vaginal Sex, good catholic girl anna del amico, sort of on a technicality but you know, the mythical 90s

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babe wake up that weird nose fetishist wrote another fic.

cicaklah:

okay everyone pray to whatever gods that’ll have em that the mole on my shoulder isn’t what I suspect it is okay??? my appointment is tomorrow.

The prayers worked the mole on my shoulder is a cherry angioma! Thank you NHS.

justslightlyconfused:

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

can’t believe I’m watching severence and no one told me there was genuine old man yaoi in it. why do I even have mutuals.

re-agentti:

a normal and not at all loaded thing to say to your coworker

Michael wanted to go bowling but I said we had bowling at home.

thatredwine:

girl, the fact ryunosuke kamiki dressed like shopkeeper watanuki before the live action was released…

stickthisbig:

shadow-banned-the-hedgehog:

@cicaklah

akiragatr:

YOU! RANDOM CITIZEN!

🫵

What was the last fresh fruit you ate?

cicaklah:

THE PROPHESY HAS BEEN FULFILLED HE HAS RETURNED

It’s going well

THE PROPHESY HAS BEEN FULFILLED HE HAS RETURNED