does anybody else remember that reality show where they gaslit a bunch of americans into thinking they were competing to marry prince harry but it was really just some guy
not to sound like the friend that's too woke but why does this police station toyset for a 5yr old need a weapons safe full of tiny toy-sized automatic rifles. just asking.
Reminds me of this one:
had a dream a plane crashed with Him, V*nce and Elon musk in it and woke up in tears i wish good things happened irl
like to charge reblog to cast
fuck it reblog to cast we dont charge this time
up next, the triangle.
we know what hole that goes in, right?
that's right, the square hole!
tumblr-style performance art
horse desensitization toys/obstacles are so funny to me. they're putting her through The Curtain
Ethical way number one: drape your horse in a blue veil like the Virgin Mary. This ritual helps cleanse your horse of the scary demons that it sees in plastic bags and its own shadow
They. They put a boob jiggle. On a solid piece of metal armor.
They. They put a boob
jiggle. On a solid piece
of metal armor.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
if i ever become a showrunner i will actually do the fake series finalle followed by the true ending where the popular gay ship is confirmed just so i can forever poison fandom with the idea that it can happen for real and then they will truly never let that hope go for all other subsequent shows they watch henceforth. just for the sake of making the world a worse place
Anonymous asked:
What are your thoughts for a potential Miss Maryland pageant costume similar to the ant(?) one from one of the Thai competitors, but with a crab instead?
nonasuch answered:
I mean I’m fairly sure that if I go looking I’ll find that crabs are at least 30% of all past Miss Maryland state costumes, but tbh I don’t hate it.
What I really want to see is the world’s sparkliest Old Bay canister.
update: apparently they stopped doing state costumes at Miss USA sometime in the early 90s and only started doing them again in 2021. So there are only a few years worth of recent examples and they’re not surprising.
Black-eyed Susan, crab, black-eyed Susan, state flag, Chesapeake Bay. Groundbreaking.
Also, while I was looking for those I ran across these two diametrically opposed approaches to the same concept from 2022:
and this, which I’m genuinely shocked isn’t already a meme:
The origins of Optimus Prime’s voice
Whoever put the transformers theme in the background is doing God’s work
Reposting this in memory of the original Optimus Prime. Rest in peace Peter Cullen, there will never be another prime like you.