i-fuck-audis:

ALT

MY FUCKING CAR

slimetony:

slimetony:

slimetony:

What was that noise outside just now

Is everyone ok

Oh my god something exploded

potatocrisp:

Gettin the good ads again

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

ispyspookymansion:

anphivenas:

cheddar-baby:

anphivenas:

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

hope he did a good job at least. Didn’t embarrass the whole family.

He strutted his shit kinda

i was trying to find this post earlier (duck duck go doesnt find posts well) and i—

princecarlton:

longnuts:

Does anyone know what to do

bimbogollum:

My life is now separated into 2 eras: BPT (before Preminger towel) and APT (after Preminger towel)

lettuce-tv:

don’t go into the humanities because they’re unprofitable and don’t go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don’t go into buisness because it’s competetive and speculative and don’t go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

qsycomplainsalot:

qsycomplainsalot:

My dumb ass thinking an ancient Egyptian named Edwin Smith Papyrus described breast cancer in 1600BC.

Artist’s rendition of Edwin Smith Papyrus c.1600BC

cognitohazardous:

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed