VOL. I • ESSAYS & COLUMNSAndy Hawthorne

An occasional column on existence, technology, and minor misunderstandings.

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The Seven-Day Sentence

16 August 2026 at 14:47•557 words•3 min read

The rhythmic, plastic rattle of the seven-day pill organiser is the sound that signals the end of your youth...

#Column#Middle Age#Health#Ageing
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The Pac-Man Sun

14 August 2026 at 16:55•553 words•3 min read

We were on the Isle of Wight when the moon decided to drift in the way of the sun. It was bloody amazing to see...

#Observations#Column#Space#Grandchildren
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Scope Creep

12 August 2026 at 21:01•618 words•4 min read

A few notes on the tricky subject of mental health...

#Column#mental-health
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How To Be Wrong In Comfort

11 August 2026 at 21:01•606 words•4 min read

Thought experiments for ordinary people...

#Column#life
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The 40g Weakling

10 August 2026 at 20:01•545 words•3 min read

Chocolate just isn't what it used to be...

#Column#life
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The Overripe Strawberry

9 August 2026 at 21:01•517 words•3 min read

Days on the beach and the resulting sunburn...

#Column#life
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The Old Sea Dog

8 August 2026 at 21:01•778 words•4 min read

Childhood seaside memories and their usefulness in adulthood...

#Column#life
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Young, Gifted And Skint

7 August 2026 at 13:01•835 words•5 min read

Our young folk are struggling but it's not a new thing for young people to be finding things hard...

#Observations#Column#Social Commentary
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A Catastrophic Surplus of Information

6 August 2026 at 13:01•989 words•5 min read

I'm not a snob. It’s simply that I wouldn’t do anything to draw attention to myself when out and about. Unlike the lady that came storming into the local pharmacy that morning...

#Observations#Column#Social Commentary
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Two Weeks In No. 10

5 August 2026 at 17:28•587 words•3 min read

Our new PM has had a holiday after two weeks in the job. Not ideal...

#Observations#Column#Politics#Social Commentary
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Slow-Twitch, No-Twitch

5 August 2026 at 12:44•756 words•4 min read

The battle for fitness in your sixites...

#Life#Column#Health
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Would It Help?

4 August 2026 at 21:08•527 words•3 min read

On the importance of a balanced perspective when life gets... you know... mad.

#Observations#Column#Psychology#Philosophy
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The Year My Shoes Stuck to the Road

4 August 2026 at 11:57•468 words•3 min read

A reflection on the British obsession with declaring a national crisis every time the temperature rises above twenty-five degrees.

#Observations#Column#Social commentary
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On the Lost Art of Conversation

3 August 2026 at 18:56•526 words•3 min read

We have traded the slow, deliberate craft of conversation in favour of the rapid exchange of functional digital signals.

#Observations#Column#Social commentary
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Shouting at the Furniture

3 August 2026 at 13:57•452 words•3 min read

Why do we let glowing rectangles dictate the rhythm of our lives?

#Observations#Column#Tech
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The Sunday Afternoon Atrocity

3 August 2026 at 08:46•426 words•3 min read

The Monday dread begins on Sunday, usually after lunch...

#Observations#Column
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A Formal Grievance from the Eyelids

2 August 2026 at 15:37•439 words•3 min read

Napping is an underrated art form. Especially when combined with a bad night's sleep...

#Observations#Column#sleep#health
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The Train That Didn’t Arrive

2 August 2026 at 14:38•566 words•3 min read

On the current state of British rail travel. Or rather, the lack of it.

#Observations#Column#Travel
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The Morning Coffee Conundrum

1 August 2026 at 17:42•540 words•3 min read

On the Great Coffee Machine Swindle.

#Observations#Column#coffee
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The Improbability of the 5K

31 July 2026 at 21:13•563 words•3 min read

On the questionable decision to go jogging at the age of sixty-one.

#Observations#Column#jogging
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Why Blogging is a Waste of Time

31 July 2026 at 20:05•589 words•3 min read

An examination of the Sisyphean struggle of the modern blogger.

#Observations#Column#Philosophy#blogging
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