I prefer ice tea or chocolate milk.

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Just joining the blogspam shitposting dont mind me.

Context:

• https://www.gordonmclean.co.uk/2026/06/11/yes-buy-me-a-coffee
• https://michaelharley.net/posts/2026/06/11/re-no-i-wont-buy-you-a-coffee/
• https://hakkerman.eu/blog/i-wont-buy-you-a-coffee/