I started writing a new piece today about my ridiculous dating life, (and hopefully coming soon, please God), my sex life—as requested by some of you pervs. But then I turned on the news and they were talking about Trump putting his name on everything. If Trump can’t stop obsessively putting his name on everything, it’s time he put his name on the nation’s turnpike rest stop bathrooms.
In the meantime, I went down the AI rabbit hole and came up with some proposed designs for the White House “Trump-O-Potties” as inspired by my fellow Substacker Mark Hayes, who doesn’t judge me at all for being crude, lowbrow, or unladylike when I make turd jokes or explosive diarrhea jokes. I love my Substack friends!
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