Thanks to a town in Nevada, I am now calling my vagina “Sugar Bunker.”
It sounds sweet, cozy, safe. This led me to research more cities that sound like sex acts or obscure town names for lady parts and penises. There’s also Sugar Tit, South Carolina, named in the 1880’s by wives who made fun of their husbands who lingered at the local country store like big babies.
There is also Rough and Ready, California, Climax, Michigan, and the more embarrassing Wankers Corner, Oregon.
More aggressive sounding names include Dickshooter, Iowa, and Ballplay, Tennessee.
Intercourse, Pennsylvania sits in the heart of Amish Country, conveniently located near Blue Ball, Pennsylvania, that would sound funnier as Blue Balls.
Bald Knob, Arkansas has a ring to it as does Big Bone, Kentucky, and its historic Big Bone Lick, a paleontological site.
Fun sounding city names include Fingerville, Pennsylvania, and Sweet Lips, Tennessee that got its name from a creek that Civil War soldiers stumbled upon while dehydrated.
Cockeysville, Maryland is a town either filled with narcissists, or guys without big dicks who have Big Dick Energy.
And then there are the nuts and bolts names including Butternuts, New York, Beaver City, Indiana, and Cooter, Michigan.
It’s time for a road trip to Pound Town.
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