I was just waiting for Trump to do or say something stupid this week while King Charles and Queen Camilla were in the U.S.—and he delivered. Thanks for representing our beautiful country as a bumbling, stumbling, unsophisticated, bloated “Ugly American.” Great job you dope. 2.7 more years of this shit.
What the fuck is he doing? We are all trying to cope in our own way. I’m doing deep breathing exercises, relieving stress by working out like a maniac at the gym while trying not to hurt myself, and now considering drinking heavily. How much more can we take? Everyone in America now has long- term PTSD from Trump’s domestic abuse.
When Trump went to England in 2019 and inspected the Guard of Honor with Queen Elizabeth, he walked in front of her like a clueless, obnoxious asshole, then 7 years later did the same thing with King Charles. It was like watching Dumb and Dumber.
On cue, he walked ahead of The King to prove he is King of The World, then jumped in front of him in the ebullient receiving line shaking hands with those who had only come to see King Charles. At one point, the King shook his head in disbelief, and retreated from shaking anyone’s hand, because he’s done that a million times and really doesn’t care about this shit as much as Trump does. Having a micro-penis really does affect you for the rest of your life.
And what is Melania wearing? Is she going boating? Or visiting the colonies? Why does she always wear French designers? Fuck her for not promoting American designers and the American fashion industry like Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton did. Disgraceful. Just because you have the American government pay someone $140,000 a year to dress you up in fancy French designer clothes doesn’t mean you have any class.
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