Lately I’ve been receiving “unsolicited dick pics” from men I don’t know. I’d like to give a shout-out to the guy who sent me the dick pic that was smallish and bent.
I wondered, does this only happen to me? When I mentioned this to a few of my female friends, they all responded with “Same.” And thanks to our Perv-In-Chief, our moral role model for the men of America, the idea of “consent” has been destroyed.
My gay guy friends tell me they send dick pics on the regular, but as a heterosexual woman, when a straight guy I don’t know sends me a dick pic I didn’t ask for—and I don’t even know what his face looks like—it is abusive. It’s all about consent. Send me a pic of yourself dressed up in a velvet Tom Ford suit and I’d be more interested.
If I just met someone I’m interested in sleeping with, had a couple of dates with, then asked him for a dick pic after he bragged about having a big one, that’s another story. Him: “You really want to see it?” Me: “I wanna see… see what I’m working with,” I stammered. “In the meantime, here’s a pic of my boobs.” He sent me back a “Nice” with googly eyes and a dick pick of his massive member. This is proper, consensual flirting and is NOT perverted.
Sometimes I read The New York Post just for the perv headlines, like “Perv Priest Confesses” or “Flasher Subway Perv Caught In The Act” or “Perv Coach Hit In Balls.” There are so many perv stories to report on in the country, the paper actually added a “Pervert Section” to report the latest Pervert news.
It’s not only Republicans— who are the worst pervs because they are more sexually repressed because of their fake Christianity— now it’s the Democrats too. Like Eric Swalwell, who is a good looking guy, but has to perv out because he’s married and perving for strange.
Donald Trump, Andrew Cuomo and all the other pussy grabbers didn’t get the consent memo. Even President Herbert Walker Bush was accused of ass grabbing from his wheelchair, and when asked about it, made a joke and said he was “David Cop-A-Feel.”
And look at the Trump Administration and his friends: Lutnick, and all his pervy billionaire friends who were on the Epstein list. Dershowitz was such a perv he made the other pervs look bad. If you removed all the creepy pervs from Trump’s cabinet along with his rich friends, there would be no one left.
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