Mr Jones’ massive tool en route to New Zealand
Days after New Zealand First Leader Winston Peters announced a billion-dollar fund for oil and gas exploration, his deputy Shane Jones has spent the entire sum on an enormous extra-hard drill.
Jones, the alpha swinging dick and renowned innuendo-slinger of the New Zealand First party, announced the purchase at a press conference where he passed around photos of the huge rigid shaft.
“Observe and feast your eyes on the Matua’s massive turgid drill. Truly he has what it takes to take care of business and get the job done.”
“And there’s obviously nothing sexual about it,” Mr Jones was quick to add.
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