Ain’t Slayed Nobody is a Call of Cthulhu actual play podcast that blends eldritch horror, Weird West storytelling, and dark comedy. Hosted by cuppycup and Scott Dorward, we run cinematic TTRPG adventures with roleplaying, rich sound design and tight edits. New to the show? Jump into the latest one‑shot or start the Y'all of Cthulhu campaign in Down Darker Trails. Follow us to join the posse and face what slithers in the dark. We’ve told stories in systems like The Between, Cthulhu Dark, Cosmic…
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Things at Hargrave House get messy in several directions. Mr. Quiet makes a family decision, Moira and Viola turn bath time into a nightmare, and Sebastian handles his private affairs in the most Sebastian way possible. (Part 33) This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: body horror, spiders, drowning,…
Everyone gets pulled in different directions which is never a good sign for Hargrave House. There's a very wet and horrible bathhouse situation but it's worse than that. (Part 32) This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: body horror, insects/spiders under skin, mutilation, drowning/suffocation, coercion,…
The hunters put together some very strange clues and get a clearer idea of what the Coven is planning. Mr. Quiet takes a deeply questionable approach to research, while Sebastian invites himself into danger. Meanwhile, Hargrave House gets a new neighbor. (Part 31) This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS:…
Things in Hargrave House feel off, even more than usual. While everyone chases their own strange leads, something bigger keeps quietly unfolding in the background. It’s a little hard to tell who's making things better or worse. (Part 30) This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: cannibalism, decomposition,…
A full moon pulls everyone in different directions, and nothing waits to be dealt with later. Old rituals resurface and something monstrous finally breaks loose. (Part 29) This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: body horror, throat cutting, sexual themes, drowning imagery, references to child neglect and…
A tarot reading goes very wrong, a promise of trust turns intimate, and Mr. Melmouth's play begins to change for someone it was never meant to welcome. (Part 28) This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: sexual content, bondage, body horror, references to a child’s death (off-screen), spiritual themes,…
A new threat settles over London, and it’s not subtle. The house splits up to chase leads. Strings are being pulled and it’s getting harder to tell who’s in control anymore. (Part 27) This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: loss of bodily autonomy, body horror, eye mutilation imagery, references to mass…
A night at the theater spirals sideways as everything seems to collide at once. Everyone is watching something they don’t fully understand, and the cost of looking too closely starts to become clear. London feels smaller by the end of it. The walls are closing in on the hunters. (Part 26) This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find…
As night falls, secrets surface in gardens, kitchens, and places London prefers not to notice. Everyone makes plans that feel sensible right up until they aren’t. (Part 25) This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: body horror, pregnancy distress, vomiting, terminal illness, parasites, violence, profanity…
Hargrave House doing what it does best, being a haunted disaster with rules nobody follows. Kew Gardens turns into a green fever-dream, and everyone’s acting a little planted. (Part 24) This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: body horror, sexual themes, loss of bodily autonomy, infestation, violence,…
