A White House Xmas

Exciting news from the Whitehouse!

300 American slaves slaved over two weeks decorating the Whitehouse and Xmas tree. We'll take you though each room on a tour to see the excitement and treats Jill and Joe have in store for us!

The main Xmas tree in the Whitehouse is cheerfully decorated. Mini bomblets from cluster munition bombs, tinsel from chaff from Raptor fighter jets countermeasures, and B1 bombers flares to provide the twinkling lights. The tree is topped with a plutonium ball from the new 1.5 trillion dollar nuclear weapons upgrades. The soft blue glow looks especially nice in the blue room. An M1 Abrams tank model races around the bottom of the tree looking for targets with a Bradley fighting vehicle taking up the rear for support. Volunteers labored for hours engraving the bomblets with names generated by "The Gospel" IDF AI targeting program. Jill thought the tree looked a bit sparse so Joe quickly phoned Bibi and asked him to step up the bombing, promising increased munition shipments. Bibi was delighted with hearing of the new presents. "A bomb for every child! My email to Santa got through!"

The tree also includes names of countries that the United States plans to invade in the coming months.

The marble arches of The Ground Floor Corridor have been upgraded to 7’ LCD computer screens for real time data directly from the IDF targeting program "The Gospel" and live drone footage of the bombing.

The East Room provides numbers for the days till Xmas with a surprise target in Gaza generated by The Gospel. Included are the prewritten propaganda news reports on the successful completion of the bombing. The East room also features a statue of Beelzebub and scene of the Gates of Hell with Cerberus, the 3 headed guard dog in keeping with separation of church and state.

The China Room is filled with meals ready to eat (MRE 's) guaranteed to satisfy and delight. Humanitarian aid for Gaza yet to be delivered held in reserve by the Biden administration.

The Red Room features photos of mutilated bodies of Palistinian children of successful IDF bomb drops and rubble remains of family houses.

The State Dining Room features a ginger bread replica of The Pentagon. Included are miniature replicas for all the military industrial complex manufacturing facilities and models of new weapon systems in production.

Santa however, is becoming homeless due to the north pole melting from global warming and the elves are really pissed. Mrs Claus is severely distressed at the thought of moving onto an Exxon oil drilling platform. Antianxiety and antidepressants have been provided free of charge by the Biden administration. The elves are being bussed off to different cities to serve as Walmart greeters or Amazon order fillers. Santa's workshops are being relocated to Raytheon, McDonnell Douglas and Lockheed as a temporary stopgap solution. His sleigh has been upgraded to a stealth sleigh with nuclear capabilities. Rudolph has had to shield his blinking Red nose as a result. Bomber and Blitzkrieg are the new members of the team replacing Donner and Blitzen.

https://www.npr.org/2023/11/27/1215481274/white-house-christmas-decorations