For those of you unaware, Paul and I have a “Love - Hate - Hate - Hate - Love - Disturbed By - Get Your Hand Off Your Winky - I Didn’t Say You Could Rub It On My Thigh Ya Zissy! - Love” kinda of relationship.
With such a relationship, comes “Playful Jabs”. This is where I wish to toss out another, more important [DISCLAIMER]. All of this is just FANTASY FUN, which we both FULLY CONSENT TO.
Zote: I’m trying a different route to embed these vids, so please let me know if they did or did not work for you in the comments. Also, vids have sound worth hearing.
“Paul, tell everyone how you fully consent to this.”
“No… I’m afraid…”
“Afraid of what, Zissy?”
“You’re gonna hurt me.”
“Don’t be an idiot… I’m gonna hurt you no matter what you say. So… tell everyone you consent to this, NOW!”
“But…”
“I’m about to give your panties such a wedgie, they’ll taste like yesterday’s breakfast at JHop! Then, can you guess where those panties will be going?”
“I didn’t have breakfast at the JHop yesterday.”
“Maybe, Paul! If you weren’t so busy blowing your load in my face yesterday at the JHop, you would have had time to eat FUCKING BREAKFAST!”
“If it pleases the Court, I would like to submit Video Evidence of the Zefendant, Zissy Paul, blowing his load in Clowntanna’s face the only way a Zissy knows how. This was unprovoked, very sticky, and got into multiple crevices on her body. It took almost an hour to get them licked clean.”
Vid by Grok - Directed by Paul’s Mean Mind - Clowntanna didn’t deserve this
“Counselor Dark, it’s the Court’s understanding that you, or should I say, your Zatanna Xtra Dark side, started this. Let me read the transcript from Paul’s deposition. It says, and I quote,” doing her best whining like a little girl voice, “SHE STARTED IT! End quote.”
“Judge, and I ask this in the most professional of ways… do you have any sweet and sticky spots in need of a licking? Wink, wink.”
“First off, people normally actually wink, vs saying, wink wink.”
“Noted for future reference, Judge. Thanks.”
“I wasn’t done, Counselor!”
“Secondly, are you trying to sway my judgment by offering to lick my body?”
“Absolutely not, Your Honor! I have an Intern for that type of work. Would you like to meet her? She has a very long and skilled tongue.”
“You can have her text me after Court.”
“To your regular phone, or the burner I gave you?”
The Judge whispers to the court reporter, “Strike that.”
The court reporter nods.
“Now, we have an image of Clowntanna, seemingly Ba BAMMING Paul. Look at this.”
A posterboard-sized print is being held up:
“That’s been doctored.”
“Excuse me?”
“That’s a fake image. I brought the real one.” Signaling to her Intern, who holds up a different posterboard-sized print.
“And you expect the Court to believe this pink balloon man version of Paul got a tattoo on his bicep, without popping?”
“Very keen eye, Judge. It’s one of those lick-and-stick tats.”
“Submit both images into the record.”
“Thanks! Yum…”
The Judge quickly holds up her hand to Zatanna to stop, which, amazingly, she listens. Must be an off moment for her.
“Now that we have that out of the way, Paul, the Zefendant, has submitted these videos for the Jury.”
“If it pleases the Court, may I get popcorn and peanuts for everyone first? Except, no peanuts for Bailiff Big Cock. He’s still dealing with his diverticulosis.”
“Counselor, no, you may not try to bribe the jury with snacks!”
“Oh, my gosh… I would never do such a thing. It’s just… I’ve seen these videos many times, and they are way better with snacks. So, give me a few minutes, and I’ll go grab some.”
“NO! SIT DOWN!”
“Are you going to punish me if I don’t?”
“SIT! DOWN!”
“Party pooper.”
“COUNSELOR DARK! I’M ABOUT TO HOLD YOU IN CONTEMPT OF COURT!”
“Does that involve a… spanking?”
“You will see me in my quarters as soon as we’re done here!”
“So… no blindfold then?”
“ENOUGH!” Turning to the Courtroom Tech, “Show the first video to the Jury.”
AI Video by ZenCreator - Directed by Z
Zatanna is laughing her ass off, along with most of the Jury and Courtroom visitors.
“The Zefendant claims this video was taken before he unloaded whipped cream into Clowntanna’s face.”
“Time and date stamping ma… nip… u… lation.”
“Manipulation?”
“Yes, that’s what I said. Ma… nip… u… lation.”
“Manipulation doesn’t have all those gaps and pauses, Counselor.”
“It does when I do it,” Replies Zatanna with a wink.
“Please play the other video,” directs the Judge to the Tech.
AI Video by ZenCreator - Directed by Z
Again, the Courtroom gets loud with laughter.
The Judge comments, “It’s the opinion of the Court, that this second piece of evidence feels even more violent than the other one.”
“He fingered my frappe… without my permission.”
“Wait, what do you mean, your frappe? These are videos of Clowntanna, beating up Paul?”
“Yeah, right, videos of Clowntanna… not me. She’s just very protective of my… frappes.”
“Do you have anything else to say on Clowntanna’s behalf, before the Jury goes into deliberation, Counselor Dark?”
“May I approach the bench, Your Honor?”
“Yes, you may.”
“Hey! Come on! This is bullshit!” yells Paul’s attorney.
“QUIET!” replies the Judge.
Zatanna whispers to the Judge, “I’ll give you your next two Friday nights for free.”
“Four nights,” whispers back the Judge.
“Three,” wheels and deals Z.
“Sold.”
Turning back to the Courtroom, the Judge announces, “The Court dismisses this case with prejudice, on the grounds that Paul is just being a whiny Zissy. It’s quite obvious these images and videos have been doctored, and if they weren’t, maybe Paul should just grow a pair of balls and get the fuck over it.”
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