A Subtle Way To Prevent Girls From Falling Too Hard For You (The G Manifesto, 2012)

In the past, we covered How to Un-Pick up Girls. (Mad Innovative and futuristic. Even most “top” players will only start incorporating those moves in 5-7 years).

Here is a move straight out of The Chambers of The G Manifesto to prevent girls from falling too hard for you:

If you are anything like me and you travel the world, do a lot of “math”, and accomplish it all while Custom Suited Down, you are going to have girls fall for you. And fall hard.

One way to stop this from happening is to tell girls after you swoop them, that you “hate” celebrating holidays.

You see, girls are completely brainwashed by society and “love” holidays.

Ever met a girl that didn’t absolutely love the holidays? Yeah, me neither. They don’t exist.

Telling a girl that you “hate” holidays is somewhat like telling a little kid that the Easter Bunny isn’t real; it blows their whole foundation up.

After the shock waves settle, girls start viewing you as “not relationship material”, which is exactly what you want them to think.

And let’s face it, American Holidays are weesh.

Lets’ break a few of them down:

If you really want to party, you don’t need society to tell you when. And it’s better to do it on a day when every dork is partying and The Police State is in full force. New Years Eve very well could be the only night of the year where I won’t go out at night.

I like turkey as much as the next cat, and I love mashed potatoes like any good half Irish kid does, but I can have a big meal with my family anytime.

If you really want to give a gift to someone, you can do it August 1st. Or March 12th. Or…you get the broken picture.

Kind of funny. Also, kind of tired.

Maybe would be smooth if you were in Hong Kong or Macau or somewhere. In America? Weesh.

Phony holiday created by the beer companies. And I can’t stand Tequila (drank a whole bottle to the brain as a kid and I still can’t even smell the stuff). I will pass like Jim McMahon.

If you are a “Monster” like Cody, everyday is Halloween.

Not too bad, but I would never do again. (And it wasn’t my choice to do it the time I did).

I do celebrate this one.

Green beer? Come on. And this is from someone who’s Father was born in Northern Ireland. Belfast.

Might be the worst of the bunch.

Any questions?

This all being said, I do dig holidays in foreign countries.

I love the week-long Spanish Festivals in Summertime.

However, America is such a Police State that outside of Mardi Gras, we don’t have any week-long, all-night party holidays.

And I do enjoy Bastille Day.

Hell, the more I think about it, I love Bastille Day; surfing a beach break during the day, picking up on topless girls at the beach and then an all night party with E-Tabs and fireworks?

Count me in.

What do we have to do to get a beach/beautiful topless girls/Bean holiday cooking in America?

Fishtown
03/01/2012 at 1:41 pm

I’ve heard all those arguments before. Usually only from the really miserable with no family and close friends. Holidays are the shit when you have great people to spend them with. The rest of the days are too!

The G Manifesto
03/01/2012 at 2:31 pm

Fishtown –

So why not just spend time with them on the rest of the days?

“I’ve heard all those arguments before.”

Really? You have heard the “beach/beautiful topless girls/Bean holiday” argument before?

Where?

– MPM

Michael Porfirio Mason
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AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
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