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Wonkette Movie Night: Duck Soup
‘Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: He really is an idiot.’
Idiot Sean Duffy And Idiot Wife Have Nice Smart Kid Who We Hope Gives Them Everything They Deserve
Lesbian witchcraft! Lesbian witchcraft!
Competitive Senate Races In ... Arkansas And Mississippi? Sh*t’s Weird Y’all. Sh*t’s Weird.
And don’t even get us started on Idaho.
Gary, Indiana, Has Been Without Power For 11 Days. Too Bad We Don’t Have A Functioning FEMA.
Seems like they could use some help
Be An Angel And Celebrate National Be An Angel Day, Will Ya?
Or just keep asking other people to, either way.
Jazz On The Autobahn. Wonkette One-A-Day, August 21, 2026.
Wait a damn minute, you mean to say that this song that I fell in love with last year is actually from 2021?
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week’s Cocktail, The Black Garlic Martini!
Savory, sophisticated, superb.
Natalie Harp Wrote Trump Love Letters, They Are Very Long And Gross
Let’s shorten those babies up a bit. She’ll thank us later.
Damn Joe Biden’s $40 Trillion Debt!
Fuck it, why not.
Let’s Meet Trump’s Anti-Choice, Trans-Kid-Hating, Pseudoscience-Loving Nominee To Run The FDA
Heidi Overton, everybody.
Will Pete Hegseth’s Mommywife Have To Chaperone Him If He Runs for President Too?
You think Natalie Harp is a weird home health aide Bible nurse? Wait until you meet Jennifer Hegseth!
We’ll SEE AI IN HELL. Tabs, Fri., Aug. 21, 2026
Morning news roundup! Things to read!
Peak Silly Season. Wonkette One-A-Day, August 20, 2026
Back in the Before Times, the middle weeks of August, when Congress wasn’t in session, used to actually have slow news days.
RFK Jr’s New Healthy Cooking Show Will Have You Diving Into Bags Of Doritos Out Of Spite
Turns out the secret to healthy eating does not involve raccoon penis. Who knew?
It’s Lucky Dearborn’s Turn To Host Nazi J6 Grifter Dumpster Baby Jake Lang!
Lucky Dearborn!
Trump's Legacy Is These Fugly Monuments, And A Bunch of BS
George Washington’s ghost will haunt your soul forever.
Jon Ossoff Gonna Need Trump To Put On His Big Girl Diapers About This ‘Natalie’ Business
Also, how many unfucked wives does Donald Trump have at this point?
Lindsey Graham’s Undead Sister’s Opinion On Taiwan Is ‘Men In Women’s Sports’
Dumbfuck Darline, reporting for duty.
What’s In YOUR Panties? Tabs, Thurs., Aug. 20, 2026
Morning news roundup and things to read!
Shhhhh DON’T TELL. Wonkette One A Day for 8/19/26!
Afternoon post roundup!
Zohran Mamdani Tempts Parents Into Godless Socialism With ‘Free’ Babysitting For ‘Date Nights’
But you have to read Marx for at least half the date.
Sorry, MAGA: Nobody’s Talking About Natalie Because They Think Trump’s D*ck Still Works
Bless all your hearts.
Yale School Of Public Health Is A Communist Now
I mean, it *is* ‘public’ and ‘health.’
DNC Delegates Make ‘F*ck ICE’ Official Dem Policy. But What About Republicans’ FEEEELINGS?
:(
Madison Cawthorn And An Underpants Model Jan. 6-er Lost The Same Republican Primary Last Night
Florida is no fun anymore.
Liquid GOLD JERRY, GOLD! Tabs, Wed., Aug. 19, 2026
Morning news roundup and things to read!
You have to be a friend to get a ballroom. Wonkette One A Day for 8/18/26
Afternoon post roundup!
Iowa’s Democratic Nominee for Senate Is A Baller
Like, an actual two-time Paralympics gold medal sportsballer. And a hell of a pol, too.
Not Canceling Alan Dershowitz Is The New Canceling Alan Dershowitz!
Like an animal seeks water, the Dersh seeks someone to listen to him complain about being cancelled.
Just Wait Until 'Moderate' Tim Pool Meets Actual Tim Pool
Nah bro.
Zohran Mamdani Spoke Mandarin And Jesse Watters Says That's Just Like ISIS Because ...
'Kay.
America Is Looking For A Few Good Marines Who Can Kill Ruthlessly And Shave Comfortably
You will also shave your asses, because you can't tell the difference!
You're Either With Us Or You're Against Ballroom. Tabs, Tues., Aug. 18, 2026
We are card-carrying members of Antiba(llroom).