
11 Magical Things That Turn Adults Into Big Ole Children
Like finding a cool rock — or a sweet-ass fort
A humor stack about utter balderdashery. From Robin Wilding, a flawsome Canadian absurdist who writes covered in Cheeto dust.
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Like finding a cool rock — or a sweet-ass fort

Like being late, bragging, or snoring…

Because you can only shrug and say ‘meh’ so many times…

You did nothing, but you feel suss

Like that serving sizes are bullshit and burpees blow

From aisle-blocking a-holes to slow-walking food zombies

Like new socks, and wobbly babies falling on their patootie

When small things go wrong, setting off a cataclysmic cavalcade of emotions

Like exchanging bodily fluids to say I like you, or fighting over whose imaginary friend is cooler

Like escalators, travelators, and wizardry soap

Sometimes in life we just need a little fanciful dreaming.