What I Played Today: August 26

Another evening of Dokapon Kingdom, this game is so bizarre, man. We were all off on our own little adventures; someone was exploring the oceans, someone was at the castle in the clouds with the good loot, someone was trudging through a pyramid, while I was wondering the earth trying to get some jerk his sushi, for which I was received a courier fee of $320,000, pretty good gig, it all seemed to be going well.

And then the King decided it was time for a fashion contest, and recalled everyone to the tower to judge their haircuts for a million dollar prize. It was funny, but it also pulled everyone from where they were back to the castle, ending all of our adventures. This game is weird! Why is this game so swingy?!