PLEASE READ! jerma, i am your biological son and i just found your channel..
lonestatus : PLEASE READ! jerma, i am your biological son and i just found your channel..
these bios have a character limit? thats stupid wh
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avaricevinegar : thewitchoftheweast : orcboxer : ALT excuse me no pants im afraid
my favorite dolly parton trivia has been and will always be that the very first animal cloned from…
my favorite dolly parton trivia has been and will always be that the very first animal cloned from an adult animal cell was named dolly the sheep after dolly parton, because they used mammary gland cells to clone her. she was so cunty they named the first clone after her boobs. thank you dolly parton
PLEASE dont forget the incredibly racialised aspect of transmisogynistic murders and violence i am…
endykelopaedia : endykelopaedia : PLEASE dont forget the incredibly racialised aspect of transmisogynistic murders and violence i am begging yall to not forget the incredibly racialised aspect of transmisogynistic muders and violence. the trans women being murdered are most often black women! they are often sex workers! the murder problem exists at an intersection of yes transphobia and misogyny,…
CAn i see your lala or your yumyum?
: CAn i see your lala or your yumyum?
sometimes i feel i have to restrain myself bc i think reblogging someones art with tags along the…
werewolfoffeverswamp : sometimes i feel i have to restrain myself bc i think reblogging someones art with tags along the lines of I LIKED IT SO MUCH I KILLED MYSELF is not always gonna fly. but im always thinking about it
girl i switched to peaceful and your mom disappeared
techne-makre : girl i switched to peaceful and your mom disappeared
noxiatoxia:skeletalheartattack: Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me...
noxiatoxia : skeletalheartattack : Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggy ee . Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK ! Oh fuck nooo ! This red bastard’s got teeth ! Sharp teeth h . He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve…
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! oh my God.
virovac : zinaalanqar : plumpydoll : ellevandersneed : plumpydoll : zinaalanqar : plumpydoll : plumpydoll : plumpydoll : Please stop for a moment. The little girl's name is Ronzа, she's two years old. Her sister told me that her condition is very serious. She has been diagnosed, and the doctors said that she won't be able to walk within the next five hours if we don't save her, because of the…
minecraft arg voice: Suddenly, our protagonist stops because they see something… Unnatural. They…
dajo42 : minecraft arg voice: Suddenly, our protagonist stops because they see something… Unnatural. They see a tree made not of wood…. But of bedrock. This is unusual. Trees in Minecraft are usually made of wood. A tree made of bedrock isn't possible in regular Minecraft world generation. This… shouldn't be possible in Minecraft.
at work earlier i was pondering and what i determined is whats so interesting to me about jean…
at work earlier i was pondering and what i determined is whats so interesting to me about jean vicquemare is both (gestures vaguely) how he is. but also really his relationship to harry. and kim somewhat by extension. imagine if u were harry and u had a dora scenario happening where the person who you loved most in the world that you felt really understood you seemingly vanished into thin air. and…
how it feels joining a new moot circle
pupfettipaws : how it feels joining a new moot circle
using prevs tags as a segue to post My Meal
werewolfoffeverswamp : werewolfoffeverswamp : werewolfoffeverswamp : her ass is NOT helping me cook rn ? gripping it ??? MATURE CONTENT, ? WHY??? anyways. tiktok tts voice she Loves meal prep! using prevs tags as a segue to post My Meal full ingredience list will be in tags but its Rice and Some Bullshit with Letters #Health
??? MATURE CONTENT, ? WHY??? anyways.
werewolfoffeverswamp : werewolfoffeverswamp : her ass is NOT helping me cook rn ? gripping it ??? MATURE CONTENT, ? WHY??? anyways. tiktok tts voice she Loves meal prep!
? gripping it
werewolfoffeverswamp : her ass is NOT helping me cook rn ? gripping it
i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy
kunosoura : estrogenesis-vaporeongelion : aceynk : dragongirlsweetie : i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!
her ass is NOT helping me cook rn
her ass is NOT helping me cook rn
i uh.. um.. i have to go… sorry
amalgamcorps : i uh.. um.. i have to go… sorry *flies away forever*
trans christian: god made me trans by putting a male soul in a female body so i could experience the…
orpheusilver : trans christian: god made me trans by putting a male soul in a female body so i could experience the joy of transitioning trans atheist: society genders my body in a way i dont like so im transitioning to change my material circumstances trans agnostic: nobody knows why im on t
I’ve posted about this before but back home at my old job I used to get pho so fucking often that…
parkchanwoohoo : I've posted about this before but back home at my old job I used to get pho so fucking often that the owners of the place stopped asking me what I wanted and stopped handing me menus when I walked in. After I moved to NY and I could only go back to Chicago like once a year, I sat down and they gave me a menu and I was like "Oh no I already know what I want, can I get-" and they…
Gnorc Gnexus
that-purple-dragon-archive : Spyro the Dragon, 1998
I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who…
orteil42 : orteil42 : I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me you are making this so difficult
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slangry :
rn i only have one king sized option of this one brand of rolling paper we have (dw about the…
rn i only have one king sized option of this one brand of rolling paper we have (dw about the details bc the part that matters is) that are rainbow packaging and a variety of solid fun color papers inside (ive been calling them a construction paper book for rolling joints) and a customer came in looking for that specific brand and specifically king sized and i was like um we only got these. and he…
good news everyone its still rainjng rlly hard and i have to go back in now. going spend the rest of…
werewolfoffeverswamp : on my lunch break at work and it started pouring rain so it sucks ill have to walk back in but the rain is also so loud i cant hear my fucking jerma good news everyone its still rainjng rlly hard and i have to go back in now. going spend the rest of my day looking at customers pathetically/wetly
on my lunch break at work and it started pouring rain so it sucks ill have to walk back in but the…
on my lunch break at work and it started pouring rain so it sucks ill have to walk back in but the rain is also so loud i cant hear my fucking jerma
i dont think i ever posted this in the main tag but its got enough on it now that i feel more…
i dont think i ever posted this in the main tag but its got enough on it now that i feel more confident in it lmao. this is my high concept harrier du bois playlist
just got to work and on the drive here on the two-lane road i take (that becomes a one-lane within…
just got to work and on the drive here on the two-lane road i take (that becomes a one-lane within the timeframe of this event) i saw a truck carrying a full load of flammable gases and someone in the lane to their left not letting them over/sitting directly in their blind spot and refusing to move 🤩 WHAT IF WE DIDNT PLAY CAT AND MOUSE ON THE ROAD WHERE THE LANES GONNA END WITH THE ACTUAL REAL…
🇺🇸nationwide recall of outshine plant-based frozen fruit bars due to contamination with glass🇺🇸
starcrossedandstupid : mamoru : this frozen dessert is also known as an ice pop, popsicle, paleta, lollipop, lolly, ice lolly, icy pole, ice block, ice drop, ice gola, ice candy, ai tim tang, ice cream tang, and kisko. whatever you call these flavored frozen something-or-others on a stick, these recalled ones have a secret ingredient: glass and that glass has best before dates all the way into…
itwashotwestayedinthewater:twiabpaianlatfwnogf:*driving in my smart car* Google glass, show me the...
itwashotwestayedinthewater : twiabpaianlatfwnogf : *driving in my smart car* Google glass, show me the nearest e-cig shop! *beeping sound* ugh no! Only show ones that accept Bitcoin! this was considered an outlandish joke in 2014
despite her efforts to evade me, i have finally filmed my cat playing my harp
reptiliannastyboy : reptiliannastyboy : despite her efforts to evade me, i have finally filmed my cat playing my harp Is a tiny cat playing a harp blasé to you people?? You don't even have time to give her a little like for her recital 🥺?
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worst-roommates-ever :
Krusty Krab dining area decorated painting from Scaredy Pants.
spongebobproductionart : Krusty Krab dining area decorated painting from Scaredy Pants.
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HELP A DISABLED PLURAL TRANSSEXUAL MOVE IN !
projectboneyard : projectboneyard : HELP A DISABLED PLURAL TRANSSEXUAL MOVE IN ! I've finally gotten the keys to my new place , unfortunately from the deposit & rent ( 565 deposit & 465 rent ) I don't have enough money left to get essentials such as bedding , charging plugs etc. I have an amazon wishlist HERE with items to help with general day to day living : ) I also have a ppal for any donos or…
this is my favorite so far
werewolfoffeverswamp : accidentally spent like 30 minutes listening to various baldi’s basics silvagunner rips. bc well they’re doing a baldi’s basics event rn. and half of them have been remixes of that one song. a teachers sorrow this is my favorite so far
accidentally spent like 30 minutes listening to various baldi’s basics silvagunner rips. bc well…
accidentally spent like 30 minutes listening to various baldi’s basics silvagunner rips. bc well they’re doing a baldi’s basics event rn. and half of them have been remixes of that one song. a teachers sorrow
FREE MY ETHNIC GIRLIES FROM RHINOPLASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR NOSE BUMP IN FINE LEAVE IT…
t4tvampireisms : t4tvampireisms : FREE MY ETHNIC GIRLIES FROM RHINOPLASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR NOSE BUMP IN FINE LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUNG BROWN AND BLACK GIRLS: IGNORE THE WHITE INFLUENCER TELLING YOU TO GET BOTOX OR A NOSE JOB!!!!! YOUR FACE IS BEAUTIFUL AND YOU ARE WORTHY OF LOVE JUST AS YOU ARE ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
on the one hand its cool that my centrist but generally left parents, now that i’m like an Adult…
on the one hand its cool that my centrist but generally left parents, now that i’m like an Adult with life and work experience, listen to me when i’m trying to convince them of the evils of capitalism as i have my whole life, instead of dismissing me as an idealistic kid. but on the other hand where before it was me going “guys this all sucks” and them going YOU DONT KNOW THAT. now its just me…
i just dont think we need another movie about a one man army. i think if ur movie plot has a tagline…
i just dont think we need another movie about a one man army. i think if ur movie plot has a tagline calling someone a one man army maybe its time to try something else. maybe we need to go back to the drawing board
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ph-cutie :