The vacation that ruined my life (or something)
A phantom farmhouse haunts me
Weird But Okay
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"You Only Get 18 Summers..." ew
Boo hiss to the Scarcity Mindset of Motherhood
Sam Altman Doesn't Know Sh*t
"I cannot imagine having gone through figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT" -- Sam Altman
My Life of Lying Crimes
The dinner in 1995 after my best friend and I watched Pocahontas was the beginning of my Life of Lying Crimes.
The pet parents are right. Human moms, let's pack it up.
The Hater in me sees the error of my Breeder ways now
People really hate kids existing in public, huh
Clean up those Sesame streets
just breathe mama (ignore that crushing weight of existence!!)
there there, let's gently pave over the human experience
Facebook Marketplace as Recession Indicator
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How to Win at Naming Your Baby
Flotilla would make a beautiful name for a girl 🙂↕️
FOUND: Six Weird Things People Left in their Library Books
Plus a book you'll love