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Hello all you Dotti fans, thanks for all the love, it melts even this old B’s heart. Now, shutup! Unless you have an inquiry about your love life, your in-laws, or your vampire ex.editor@weeklyworldnews.com THE EX-VAMP PROBLEM Dear Dotti,My ex is a vampire that won’t stop sucking me dry. I went to my school’s blooddrive ... READ MORE The post DEAR DOTTI – AMERICA’S MOST OUTSPOKEN COLUMNIST 8.17.26…
To the pinheads everywhere, shut your trap! To the rest of you, write me at editor@weeklyworldnews.com. WARM-UPS! Dear Dotti, My kid is on a travel baseball team and now I spend all my time in parking lots waiting for games to start. Between the uniforms, fees, equipment and hotels, I’m going broke AND driving three ... READ MORE The post DEAR DOTTI – AMERICA’S MOST OUTSPOKEN COLUMNIST 8.03.26…
Lost? Hopeless? Need a hug? Then call someone who cares. The rest of you, try me at editor@weeklyworldnews.com and I’ll answer if I feel like it. HOUND FROM HELL Dear Dotti, I adopted a hound from hell from a shelter minutes before they were going to send him back to Satan! Can you believe it? ... READ MORE The post DEAR DOTTI – AMERICA’S MOST OUTSPOKEN COLUMNIST 7.29.26 appeared first on Weekly…
A REDNECK VAMPIRE has been found in Alabama! Vladdy-Joe Crump says the false allegations have sucked him dry. 🩸 We interviewed his friend who defended him, we think. What did YOU hear him say in defense of Vladdy? Drop it in the comments. The post REDNECK VAMPIRE FOUND! appeared first on Weekly World News .
…and it’s still boring as hell in 2026 !I’m so damn happy that those overhyped 2026 World Cup soccer matches are finally wrapping up I could kiss a pig on the mouth! The only sport more boring than soccer is still tiddlywinks — and at least in tiddlywinks you’ve got a chance to score, for ... READ MORE The post SOCCER IS A SISSY SPORT – AND IT’S BORING AS HELL! appeared first on Weekly World News…
What Is Friend Rock? A new music genre is taking over, and industry insiders say it might just save live music. It’s not indie, punk, or post-post-emo—it’s Friend Rock. How Friend Rock Works: Show Up, No Questions Asked What is Friend Rock? It’s the genre you commit to without ever hearing a song. When a ... READ MORE The post FRIEND ROCK: THE GENRE THAT’S SAVING THE INDUSTRY, EXPERTS SAY appeared…
🔥 “Are you ready for the hottest, most electrifying phenomenon in the universe? Watch as these unstable blobs of ionized gas go completely out of control! They split, merge, and EXPLODE—no laws of physics can contain them!” 🔥 📡 Introducing: PLASMOIDS GONE WILD! 📡 🚀 For the first time ever, witness exclusive, uncensored footage of ... READ MORE The post SHOCKING SOLAR EJECTIONS! PLASMOIDS GONE…
High Alert Over the High Seas The British Royal Navy found itself in deep water this week after mistaking a particularly gassy whale for a hostile Russian drone. Reports indicate that a routine patrol in the North Sea turned chaotic when sonar operators detected what they believed to be an “unidentified underwater threat” moving erratically ... READ MORE The post THE NAVY BLOWS IT: WHALE FART…
What in tarnation has happened to America? Back in my day, college sports were about amateur glory, school spirit. And maybe a free education if you didn’t flunk out. Now, thanks to this cockamamie House v. NCAA settlement that’s got schools shelling out billions, these overgrown kids are raking in cash hand over fist! A ... READ MORE The post I’M MADDER THAN A SQUIRREL IN A NUT-FREE ZONE ABOUT…
PACIFIC OCEAN, OREGON – April 10, 2025. Fishermen off the coast of Oregon are reeling in more than they bargained for. They netted a bizarre creature. This catch has got scientists baffled and conspiracy theorists buzzing: a half-sardine, half-human hybrid that’s being dubbed “The Sardine Sapiens”! The shocking discovery happened last Tuesday, A grizzled fisherman ... READ MORE The post…
