Two Best F***ing Friends Forever For Life For Real For Sure are very skeptical of whether Nicolas Cage is actually the "good" actor that everyone seems to accept he is. Truth be told, Brian and Brock haven't seen enough Nic Cage movies to be sure. So each week they will watch and review one of his movies, rated from worst to best, in an effort to gauge Cage's performance and ultimately decide whether or not he is worth his status as the World's Favorite Good Bad Actor.
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S'goodabeback. Brock and Brian discuss the class reunion that was, they draft some time travel movies, and then they hop into discussing Shrek Forever After (2010). Rumpel, show me what dat Stiltskin do!
Whoo doggy! Dem boys are up to their old tricks again! Brian and Brock watched Shrek the Third, and they were jonesing to talk about it. Before that, they deliver some hot takes, they squawk about their Shrek engagement (Shrek is so huge right now), and they make some plans to get Shrek the Musicaled. Then they talk Shrek the Third. Shred that Turd.
It's been a long time coming.... Brock and Brian plopped down and caught up on what Shrek, Fiona, Donkey, and - most importantly - Puss were up to. That's right! We watched 2004's Shrek 2. Before all that, the boys talk about offending children, home renovations, and other nonsense. And then they draft Cats! Shrek it out. Episode 111 Proudly Partially Produced by Olivia Engebretson, Inc., LLC, PCB
Technical Difficulties be damned! Look, folks. Brock and Brian admittedly recorded this entire podcast episode before they discovered that Brock's microphone and Brian's computer were deciding to be real Farquaads, just Farqin' around. They chose to edit the heck out of and release this episode, because they didn't want to deny the people the experience of watching and reviewing 2001's Animated…
Which Carpenter? Which Son? You'll have to tune in to find out! Brock and Brian make some amends, corrections, and confessions. They take communion in each other's warm banter. They...perform other rituals, like drafting Cookies. And then they talk about Nic Cage's 2026 smash hit psychological thriller The Carpenter's Son. Will Nic try an Arabic accent? Or even British, since everyone back in…
Bang Bang Into Your Hearts. Wait a minute. Let me take you there. Bri Gun The Gun's Gun and Brocked and Bro-ded saddled up and wartched them some 2025 Gunslingers action. There were guns. There were slingers. We're almost caught up to Nic's full oeuvre. Speaking of oeuvres, Brian wants to get horny about space. Nothing like talkin' bout a vast, infinite, ever-expanding unit to get the juices…
You know what they say about long legs, don't you? Long pants. Probably like 34 inch inseam, if we're being honest with ourselves here. And we are. We are. Where were we? Oh yes, Brock and Brian watched them some Longlegs, a hit horror movie from 2024. Before they step into it, the boys talk zombified bootyholes (or something like that), they discuss the Ideal Child's Birthday Party. They gaze…
I'm a dude. You're a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. 'Cause we're all dudes. Hey. Let's talk about it. Brian and Brock sat down and watched the best Australian movie since the movie Australia. We're talking about Nic Cage's 2024/5 "psychological thriller" The Surfer. Before that, the boys talk haircuts - what else! - and barbers and hack jobs from whack jobs. They draft Least Favorite Foods. And…
What would a podcast between two dudebros be if it didn't mention butt stuff, weiners, and neuroscientific observations regarding the mind's eye? This is what you came for. Brock and Brian break down the boarded-up windows of Nic's 2024 horror film Arcadian. Before that, they talk about aphantasia and hyperphantasia, they get The Runs, and they flirt a little. Let's get into it.
Psst! Hey you, kid. Over here. I got that new We Gauge Cage for ya. Fresh off the lot. Don't ask me how I got my hands on it. The details ain't important. Well hi everybody! The loveable scamps, Brian and Brock, are back! Delivering on their promise to watch the 2024 psychological think-piece "Dream Scenario." Before that, the boys catch up on TWO YEARS worth of life, they talk butt stuff, they…