Currently goth, queer enby, she/they; solarpunk, hula hooping, goth nights; traveling, sustainable living, communities-Things that i connect to me, making me who i am
swingsetindecember : i feel like men got too comfortable directing 3 hr movies. like that's manspreading on a cultural level. go back to 90 min movies. i have other things to do this evening. wrap it up charles dickens, you aren't being paid by the word
idk the legal definitions but personally id say if they have living friends and relatives who would like to know about the discovery of the body then thats a missing persons case and you need to call the authorities. if they dont have living friends or relatives and its not a known burial site its archaology. and if its a known burial site then regardless of age thats grave robbing and your soul…
theramblingvoid : glitched-out-mess : screampotato : Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry). When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it". When the boat is still being built, your say "it". When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she". When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she",…
wizardarchetypes : wizardarchetypes : two small children just walked into the store and asked to use my phone to call a parent because they’re lost. my phone speaker doesn’t work so I can only make calls with earbuds in. so i was like let’s walk across the street to my friend’s shop and use his phone. so i’m holding their hands and crossing the road when their older siblings (who could not be…
mikkeneko : rathayibacter : rathayibacter : rathayibacter : cracking myself up thinking about the movement towards simplified forms in cave paintings grug: grug must paint every hair on buffalo in realistic detail thog: grug can chill out, audience know what buffalo look like. just do one line like thog thog: cave painting world no longer look for photorealism. expression of form and movement is…
just-a-randomperson : See the best part of this is gonna be that Sabine, stranded in a foreign galaxy with no way of return, ran out of fucking hair dye
brain-wyrm : "ugh forced marriage? this plot is so toxic" That's the kink "they can barely/can't control themself from ravishing their partner? How is that portrayed as ROMANTIC??" That's the kink "why is the plot so fixated on how tiny the main character is compared to the love interest?" Grisps your shoulders so firmly Buddy you're not gonna believe this
thatdisasterauthor : Here is the sequence of events: One of our air attack pilots happened to fly a mission into Wyoming, which allowed him to sneak home. While at home he picked a bunch of stuff from his garden and flew it back to Colorado with him. This included many peppers. He set a selection of these peppers on one of the desks in the dispatch office, held up a thin orange one that was about…
ratbastardhours : tongue-twists : some of you need to stop psychoanalising your kinks and start doing mad scientist shit to them instead. no more "do I enjoy being tied up because I secretly crave an excuse not to fight back against intimacy because of my mother", that is dumb and useless. start doing shit like "what do I like about being tied up? what part of it gets me going?" and then once you…
redstonedust : i love when kids are obsessed with a thing that isnt really designed for children but not in the like. edgy adult inappropriate way. im talking like my childhood obsession with antiques roadshow. or my cousin who's favorite toy was a photographers tripod. like not the camera JUST the tripod. kids are so silly and delightful sometimes.
byjove : Milking the 20 ton squid disaster for all it’s worth. The comments and tags have been so entertaining. It makes me want to put out a 3 hour YouTube documentary titled cryptically titled 30,000 Pounds of Bananas where I do a deep dive into major and obscure food transformation disasters, their cultural and environmental impact and the flaws and dangers inherit in our supply chain.
wizardarchetypes : wizardarchetypes : having ADHD means you know a person who also has ADHD but it's somehow the most debilitating ADHD of anyone who's ever lived and they smoke 2 packs of cigarettes a day and drink 3 double-shot espressos by 10 am with more to come by noon and when they see you take your adderall they're like "my doctor prescribed me that but i don't want to become dependent on…
teaboot : theshitpostcalligrapher : teaboot : teaboot : Sometimes at work when I'm on Scarecrow Duty [standing still for hours] I write little awful poems in my head to describe movies I've seen . First name Ryland, last name Grace Sacrificed to save my race Shot my ass to outer space Make friend in unexpected place Good friend Rocky, he is best Hear when organ thump in chest Friend with Human,…
notemily : aya-bb : genuinely I'm so sick of people wanting all fiction to be ethical. can we all just get a little gross with it. the point of fiction is that it's not real. we can be unethical in fiction; same goes with being perverted with fiction, being unrealistic with fiction, and being grotesque with fiction. not all fiction has to be ethical, not every character has to be ethical, and…
byjove : warm-my-bones29 : byjove : lavender-lemonade : byjove : byjove : when you’re checking the news and it’s gut punch after gut punch, ‘ we are so beyond fucked ’ type stuff and then there is an article about a truck spilling 2 tons of squid on the road in Rhode Island and you’re like “damn that’s crazy” “I don’t know if I will ever see peace in my lifetime. I am so scared for the future and…
sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog : mothmandrivesstudebakers : Three things: I am glad that in 2026 I find out about twitter from tumblr. I did not "dance around" the manic pixie dream girl. I sought to write books exposing the dangerous lie that a person is more than a person. The romanticization (mostly by boys) of the Romantic Other is extremely dangerous, and that was a central theme of my first…
charlesoberonn : Worldbuilder: I can't use this town name again, it'd be confusing for the reader. Real life people: This is a great spot for another Springfield.
lambylin : lambylin : lambylin : don't know a thing about 3d printing!! but one day i'll make a whale skeleton that's small enough to hang from my ceiling like they have at museums and it's going to be sick as hell my vision btw HEY
arcticjaguar : Shots I’ve taken over the years, from jaguars, arctic foxes, snowy owls, white tailed eagles, wild mustangs, polar bears, to mountain lions. Photographed all over our planet from North to South America, high Arctic of Svalbard, Iceland, Greenland, and Scandinavia. To learn more about my work visit my IG: @ kalixdiaz or my website. Please don’t reshare without proper credit // Carlos…
punkrorschach : rapid fire things i learned about my boyfriend this morning. he has never seen disney's the little mermaid he thought the song Poor Unfortunate Souls was from phantom of the opera he has never seen phantom of the opera he thought disney made phantom of the opera he thought phantom of the opera was animated "i couldve sworn i saw an animated hunchback" …wait do you mean the…
pokemonheritageposts : pastelpolitoed : pastelpolitoed : pokemon 4ever got name dropped on bill nye’s show as the worst time travel movie what did celebi do to deserve this Pokemon Heritage Post
wizardarchetypes : wizardarchetypes : wizardarchetypes : i know it's been said on here and said again but people do so desperately need to genuinely do intentional work to build distress tolerance and start figuring out how to recognize the differences between danger, discomfort, and when a situation that is merely uncomfortable is triggering an emotional flashback in your bodies because it…
the-haiku-bot : fittingoutjane : obscurelocalstranger : randomitemdrop : ivy-michaels : putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer Item : Corset of Visibility Pair this with a black skirt and boots, and you, too can be a Visigoth. Pair this with a black skirt and boots, and you, too can be a Visigoth. Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku…
the-haiku-bot : jackotoads : galra puberty you’re the funniest plot that voltron never did galra puberty you’re the funniest plot that voltron never did Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
the-haiku-bot : the-fox-collective : I feel it should be said how damaging it is to brush off any type of trauma as "not enough." There's a popular post about how a person who drowned in 6ft of water is just as dead as someome who drowned in 200ft of water. This is true. But also you can drown in as little as half a cup of water. And I think this comes from a deep misunderstanding of how DID…
teaboot : tanadrin : So one of the things that can apparently contribute to kidney issues in cats is if they eat too much dry food and don't drink enough water; cats are adapted to get a lot of their water from their food since they're originally desert animals, and might not get enough water if they don't eat wet food. Unfortunately, Dozy won't eat wet food no matter what; she categorically…