Songs about Fucking

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Having sex while listening to music can lead to comedy. For me it always feels too predictable to simply start humping on the beat. But it’s almost impossible to let go of the tempo of the music that’s on — you’re either on tempo, double time, or half time. I have tried to use my excellent rhythmic abilities to start some sort of polyrhythm between the music and my humping. But this always feels like a joke — having sex is different from making music. Although somewhat similar.

There is a good Kanye quote about J-Dilla’s beats: “His music just sounded like good pussy.” He looks insecure and almost on the edge of crying while he says it. Thom Yorke said in an interview: “It’s always confused the living shit out of me that people shag to our music, but they do apparently. This girl comes up to me, she says she bangs to Paranoid Android. How??” This quote is funny because it shows that Thom Yorke knows his music is pathetic. It’s a sort of cuckoldry. He’s confused that he’s getting cucked by his own listeners, who are actually fucking to his music, while he’s crying to it.

I zone out when I listen to music. That’s why I like it so much. It’s like meditation for me. This is not very pleasant for the recipient of my penis, however — that I’m zoned out. If she’s zoned out too it can be a good thing; it depersonalizes intercourse. Anyway, I don’t actually make a lot of music that’s good to have sex to. Although this is probably very personal — maybe you do like to have sex to these kinds of beats. Because a lot of music does make me WANT TO HAVE SEX. OR MAKES ME FEEL LIKE IM FUCKING.

This one for example, I imagine I’m Fucking your bitch while with my whole head covered in COCAINE in some broken down hut in the middle of COLOMBIA. The whole TOWN, can hear YOUR BITCH SCREAM AND MOAN.

This gives me the feeling of knowing a girl want to have sex with me but where are going to celebrate it with champagne in the club instead. The feeling arabs probably have most of the time. A good friend told me it sound like a muslim that want to chop of your head. I guess these feelings are pretty similar. I made this together with Mick Broer, a great producer and proud owner of a $2,000 sex doll.

This beat, to me, is what it must feel like to FUCK Melania while Trump is in the other room. Or maybe it's the feeling right after. Probably both.

"He's calling the fed, he always takes so long, we have time"

Maybe Ivanka walks in too:

“what are you doing, daddy is right next door?”

Im SODOMIZING YO8UR MOM BITCH COME HERE.

Bonus track doesn't arouse sexual feeling for me but its a sound track for what it must be like to be a sperm cell. Swimming around, fighting with your brothers, relaxing, getting ready for the big sprint.