It’s December 23rd, and you know what that means… Time to get into the spirit of the world’s greatest holiday by breaking out your smoothest denim vest, digging up that old Atomic Sub card, and tossing a sawbuck on Captain Nemo in the third at Belmont. If you’ve been too distracted by tinsel to come up with your own grievances to air this season, allow me to be of assistance. Just press the pole.
There are intricate 3D CSS animations, I had to learn some linear algebra, a classic Mac game from 1991 has been resurrected, and somewhere around here is a troublesome goose. Also, Seinfeld jokes. So many Seinfeld jokes. I hope you’ll walk down memory lane with me in the preamble below, but if you’re only interested in the hunt then you can jump right in from here. (You should probably at least…
It’s been a while. I started this website on October 16, 2013. It was built from scratch — the first real software project I ever completed. It’s always been my favorite. Unapologetic was a direct successor to my first website, The Axx , which I’d begun just eight months earlier. I don’t recommend rebranding less than a year after launching a project, but choosing a name that evokes poorly-masked…