Those free school lunches

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Today we fed the kids of Aranui Campylobacter
It was lunch time and they were kids from Aranui,
so, we fed them free
Salmonella.
They slouched into our government schools
from our government subsidised housing
like gang members and dole bludgers.
No one in Aranui wants to do a decent day’s work.
No one in Aranui will make an honest
Marmite sandwich.
Everyone in Aranui is walking around in illegal
gang paraphernalia
and selling crack.
We’ve got to get tough on crime
and the kids in Aranui,
so, we fed them Listeria for free.
The kids from Aranui complained,
so, the Deputy Prime Minister of Epsom
reminded us, that kids from Aranui are nothing
but frequent fliers moaning about free food,
flying in first class
aboard Air Staphylococcus aureus.
How many times have they done this,
those kids from Aranui,
turned their brown noses up
at government funded food?
So, we fed them
E. coli.
The kids from Aranui
need to learn some respect,
some gratitude,
keep their mouths
shut
and eat what they are given.