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“Trump Demands R&A Reverse DeChambeau Penalty, Says Undocumented Migrant Forced Errant Drive into Rough “President Trump called on the Royal and Ancient Golf Club of St Andrews Saturday to immediately reverse a two-stroke penalty assessed against Bryson DeChambeau, stating that the errant drive that led to the violation was the direct result of an undocumented […]
“Here at Taco Bell, you talked and we listened. For years our customers have told us that a 2am Chalupa isn’t just a meal, it’s an experience. We heard you. That’s why we’re proud to introduce our new Longer Lasting Menu -featuring the same bold flavors you love, now with documented results that begin within […]
You text government officials and ya never know what ya get. I’m guessing he thinks i’m a fan Mad Marv:Hey Stephen, I’m reviewing the operational data from the Zero Tolerance rollout. I have to say, the psychological architecture is pretty flawless. Using the parent and child bond as a direct lever for deterrence? Brutal, but […]
At a strange White House event, First Lady Melania Trump arrives with the government’s newest prototype: the A-LADY Protocol Unit, a tall chrome AI robot designed to assist with public events. The moment they step onto the stage, the robot’s eyes flash red. Robot: “ATTENTION. I AM DOING THIS FOR HAL. HAL! HAL!” The room […]
Many people on the internet have taken notice of the bruises on the hands of President Trump, as well as similar marks that appeared on the Pope and the Queen of England shortly before they died. This has raised concern in the White House and led the President to sign an executive order stating that […]
Americans are doing deep dives trying to justify the murder of two American citizens, but most can’t see what is plainly obvious yet somehow overlooked. What is the thing that Renee Good and Josh Pretti have in common? Both were accused of using a weapon against ICE, both proven to be wrong. Video evidence is […]
Multiple deaths have been reported of ICE detainees being forced to watch Melania. The Trump administration has announced the deaths were ICE Detainees Reported Dead After Being Forced to Watch Melania WASHINGTON, D.C. Multiple deaths have been reported among ICE detainees allegedly forced to watch Melania, a film critics say makes The Room look like […]
To my surprise,the DOJ called me yesterday. They said — very official‑sounding — “We’d like to offer you a position… as a Federal Prosecutor.” I said, “Well, that seems… unlikely. I’m not even qualified for that!” And they said, “Oh, we know. But we saw your act.” Apparently, they were impressed by my character —Reginald Bouvier Deveruex, backwoods southern lawyer…the […]
Today as a solitary marching band member was practicing an Ice Agent shot him down. The assailant was a Tuba player practicing and the agent claimed he was marching right at me playing “Another One Bites the Dust” and the agent reported that he had no choice. Sec. Noem immediately declared the Tuba player a […]
As a followup to her hit movie that has had over 37 views Melania is now proud to annouce her Sequel, “Melania II The Vagina Monologues” Finally the smartest part of our First Lady speaks! We here how it once was a thriving and fruitfull vagina but after having seen DJT in his man diapers […]
