Two Hoes dishing out weekly reviews of Trader Joe's products. New episodes every Monday!
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The Hoes are returning to Trader Joe’s baked good section where they’ve learned to keep their expectations low. Will these muffins be another disappointment or can these breakfast carbs win them back? In the cart: Cinnamon Coffee Cake Muffins Strawberry Muffins Double Chocolate Muffins
This week, the Hoes have a sweet reunion, made all the sweeter with some new Trader Joe’s confections. Along with these cavity-inducing treats, Katie and Evie admit they would be horrible witnesses to a crime, question whether frogs have ears, and describe (in far too much detail) the lifecycle of a Lucky Charms marshmallow. In the cart: Guava Tartlette Cookies Sour Confetti Chews Hot Fudge Sundae…
The Hoes are unwrapping some sweets treats and even sweeter lore from their local Trader Joes. Get ready for mango, passion fruit and possible hidden messages in the TJ's murals. In the cart: Dark Chocolate Mango & Passion Fruit Crème Thin Cups Mango & Passion Fruit Squares Milk Chocolate Sardines with Sea Salt Crispy Rice Bars
To celebrate summer, the Hoes are puckering up for some of Trader Joe’s new lemon items. They’re savoring both the sweet and the sour while indulging in the perfect nostalgia of wafer cookies, proof that Katie’s always been this way, the only edible necklace that would get Evie to a rave, and the bittersweet battle of perpetual technical challenges. In the cart: Lemon Pesto Sauce Lemon Wafer…
The Hoes are hitting (overdosing?) their protein goals this week with Trader Joe’s finest cuts of pre-cooked, pre-seasoned and pre-sliced meat. It’s big, it’s beefy and it’s probably bad for Katie’s mushy heart. In the cart: Gyro Slices Grassfed Beef Sirloin Roast Shaved Beefsteak
This week, the Hoes are diving into all things stuffed. Cheese, cream, peanut butter, and more are all meeting in the gooey middles of these pocket Trader Joe's items. Once you bite in, you'll also find our envy of tall girls, Katie's possible past life as a mermaid, and Evie's weird-ass way of eating a pickle spear. In the cart: Uncured Ham & Swiss Cheese Pockets Gozlemes Crustless Peanut Butter…
The Hoes are on the road and throwing it back to the thing that got them hooked on Trader Joe's in the first place: charcuterie. This episode features olive appreciation, questionable meat nuggets and a potential cheese pinup calendar. In the cart: The Sheepish Tomato Parmesan Tapenade Antipasti Platter
Thanks to a special request from Katie’s husband, Salvador, the Hoes are diving headfirst into Trader Joe’s mush (overnight oats) and pud (pudding) offerings. Peel back the foil lid, and you’ll also find matching blood types and shirts, Evie’s overnight oats recipe, and some impeccable Vanna White impressions. In the cart: Vanilla Overnight Oats Strawberry Overnight Oats Peanut Butter Overnight…
The Hoes are on the road and testing out the RAVioli 4, which is either Toyota’s latest model of pasta SUV or an episode stuffed with Trader Joe’s ravioli options. In the cart: Sweet Corn, Burrata & Basil Tomato & Burrata Goat Cheese & Carmelized Onion Chicken Sausage
The Hoes have hit the road for a little summer review retreat, and to kick things off, they're diving into a big bowl of mystery meat...balls. While they try to win the meatball lottery, sampling all three of Trader Joe's fresh chicken meatballs, they also make some truly troublesome food confessions and create an entire imaginary meat universe with a highly paid Women's Meatball Basketball…
This week, the Hoes are getting a serious sugar rush from Trader Joes, including two questionable confections, a patriotic taffy and a strawberry candy so good, we’d sing about if we weren’t so afraid of getting sued. In the cart: Red White & Blue Cookie Bites Flat Taffy Root Beer Float Pieces Coconut Cashew Candy Clusters Strawberry Fields Gummy Candy