LOVE SHACKS

Some absolute legend (or pure chaos agent) strolls into an L.A. City Council meeting and drops the proposal of the century: "Free Hygienic Sexual Relief Programs" for the unhoused. Not showers. Not condoms, but Full-service, city-funded, hygienic relief . Because apparently tents, fentanyl, and open-air everything else just weren't complete without taxpayer-sponsored climax care!