On Umineko

Who are you? I think there are two types of people here. I will write to each of you separately. The first audience is Umineko-curious. You've seen the memes of it and have seen it near the word "peak" enough times to enter your Someday Queue and you're reading this to see if you should adjust it up or down. I will write to you first, about the story from the outside. The second audience has…