# woe (blogs) — RSS Amplifier Recent posts from the 2 feeds in the RSS Amplifier directory that cover woe. Page: Feed: --- ## [Only a transfer remedy can cure De Zerbi's winger woes](https://spurswithalasdairgold.substack.com/p/only-a-transfer-remedy-can-cure-de) _2026-08-14 · Alasdair Gold · Alasdair Gold Newsletter_ Tottenham are looking light down the flanks and their Italian head coach wants a fix as soon as possible ## [Parish Windmill](https://middlewoevillage.com/parish-windmill/) _2026-08-06 · middlewoevillage · The Village of Middle Woe_ POSTED AT THE MANOR GATE To all householders of Middle Woe, Last night’s storm has turned the parish windmill backwards. All flour is now returning itself to grain. Please adjust your recipes accordingly. Compliance is expected. Thomas Clodwell, Reeve of Middle Woe ## [Parish Quill Shortage](https://middlewoevillage.com/parish-quill-shortage/) _2026-08-02 · middlewoevillage · The Village of Middle Woe_ POSTED AT THE MANOR GATE Notice is hereby given, Owing to the excessive reporting of minor ailments, the Office of the Manorial Clerk regrets to announce that the village is presently experiencing a shortage of official quills. Until further supplies become available, notices may be inscribed upon suitably prepared bark, cabbage leaves, or, where absolutely necessary, the door of one's nearest… ## [Parish Turnip Reward Scheme](https://middlewoevillage.com/parish-turnip-reward-scheme/) _2026-08-02 · middlewoevillage · The Village of Middle Woe_ POSTED AT THE DOOR OF ALL HALLOWS CHURCH To the faithful of Middle Woe, In an effort to encourage good conduct amongst the parish, I have reluctantly agreed to introduce the Parish Turnip Reward Scheme. Parishioners may earn Turnip Stamps as follows: Attending Sunday Mass without heckling the priest – 2 Turnip Stamps Refraining from throwing turnips at the choir (however tempting) – 3 Turnip… ## [Oxen](https://middlewoevillage.com/oxen/) _2026-08-01 · middlewoevillage · The Village of Middle Woe_ TO ALL HOUSEHOLDERS OF THE MANOR OF MIDDLE WOE Good morrow, It has been observed that several oxen have taken it upon themselves to plough their own furrows. Whilst this demonstrates admirable initiative, it does not constitute acceptable agricultural practice within the Manor of Middle Woe. Further incidents may result in a formal complaint being lodged against the owner and his tithing, who… ## [What to do about a wonderful problem like Djed Spence](https://spurswithalasdairgold.substack.com/p/what-to-do-about-a-wonderful-problem) _2026-07-19 · Alasdair Gold · Alasdair Gold Newsletter_ The Tottenham Hotspur defender has had a memorable World Cup and is now a wanted man ## [The Bridge over the River Woe](https://middlewoevillage.com/the-bridge-over-the-river-woe/) _2026-07-16 · middlewoevillage · The Village of Middle Woe_ Let it be known, that following routine inspection, the bridge over the River Woe has been declared structurally unsound. There is, however, some confusion, as there has never been a bridge over the River Woe within the parish. Residents are therefore requested not to use it until repairs have been completed. By Order of Thomas Clodwell, Reeve of Middle Woe ## [Turnip Violation](https://middlewoevillage.com/turnip-violation/) _2026-07-15 · middlewoevillage · The Village of Middle Woe_ NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that certain Parishioners have been observed in flagrant breach of proper herb-substitution conduct, namely the wearing, wielding, fastening, flourishing, dangling, balancing, or otherwise displaying parsley, nettles, and turnip peelings in place of the Official Parish Protection Herbs. Such conduct constitutes a violation of the TURNIP (The Unauthorised Regulation of… ## [Parish Protection Herbs Shortage](https://middlewoevillage.com/parish-protection-herbs-shortage/) _2026-07-15 · middlewoevillage · The Village of Middle Woe_ Notice is hereby given, A shortage of official Parish Protection Herbs (rosemary sprigs) has been reported. Please do not attempt to substitute with parsley, nettles, or turnip peelings, no matter what Brother Geoffrey claims. Nicholas Marsh, Parish Clerk ## [Summer Illnesses](https://middlewoevillage.com/summer-illnesses/) _2026-07-13 · middlewoevillage · The Village of Middle Woe_ Let it be known, there has been an increase in the number of residents with summer related illnesses, and the apothecary cannot keep up with demand. Agnes Nettlewood has offered her own questionable remedies. Nobody has taken her up on this offer as yet except for Brother Geoffrey who mistook her remedy for ale. Please continue to cough into your neighbour’s cloak until further notice. Nicholas… ## [Marketplace for AI-Powered Professionals (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/7DuRZvt31bvQ) _2026-07-13 · **Sponsored**_ Find professionals who use ChatGPT, Copilot, and Claude to deliver work faster. ## [Carrot Disputes](https://middlewoevillage.com/carrot-disputes/) _2026-07-12 · middlewoevillage · The Village of Middle Woe_ By Order, Carrot disputes must henceforth be settled by Conkers–Stone–Shears. The conkers must be of sound character and free from decorative varnish. The stones, sourced from the village green, must carry no personal grudge. The shears must be sharp, though all efforts to test this have ended poorly. Despite the new measures, Mr Pottle's beard remains notably uneven following his recent carrot… ## [P.U.N.C.H. Declarations](https://middlewoevillage.com/punch-declarations/) _2026-07-09 · middlewoevillage · The Village of Middle Woe_ Householders, In an effort to maintain order within The Drunken Goose, landlord Toby Maltspigot has introduced a new policy: all disputes must now be declared in writing prior to commencement. Patrons are asked to complete Form 42B (“P.U.N.C.H. — Proposed Uncivil Neighbourly Confrontation Hearing”), specifying: the nature of the disagreement, the expected volume level, and whether throwing of… ## [Tottenham's new midfield and the man who made it possible](https://spurswithalasdairgold.substack.com/p/tottenhams-new-midfield-and-the-man) _2026-07-03 · Alasdair Gold · Alasdair Gold Newsletter_ It will be a very different Tottenham Hotspur next season as they continue to make a splash in the transfer market ## [Tottenham's rapid transfer moves show the De Zerbi effect](https://spurswithalasdairgold.substack.com/p/tottenhams-rapid-transfer-moves-show) _2026-06-11 · Alasdair Gold · Alasdair Gold Newsletter_ The Italian has plenty of power behind the scenes at Spurs and that's now in full effect in the transfer market ## [Roberto De Zerbi's Guglielmo Vicario statement set to be tested](https://spurswithalasdairgold.substack.com/p/roberto-de-zerbis-guglielmo-vicario) _2026-05-17 · Alasdair Gold · Alasdair Gold Newsletter_ The Spurs head coach could have a crucial decision to make in the days ahead about his starting line-up ## [Tottenham have a man with a plan and they must trust him](https://spurswithalasdairgold.substack.com/p/tottenham-have-a-man-with-a-plan) _2026-04-23 · Alasdair Gold · Alasdair Gold Newsletter_ Spurs travel to Wolverhampton Wanderers on Saturday with their Premier League fate hanging in the balance ## [Huge Roberto De Zerbi decision will hang heavy over Tottenham hierarchy](https://spurswithalasdairgold.substack.com/p/huge-roberto-de-zerbi-decision-will) _2026-04-03 · Alasdair Gold · Alasdair Gold Newsletter_ Tottenham have another new face at the helm and the Italian got to work on Friday at Hotspur Way ## [Tottenham's treatment room troubles and the changes that were not made](https://spurswithalasdairgold.substack.com/p/tottenhams-treatment-room-troubles) _2026-02-27 · Alasdair Gold · Alasdair Gold Newsletter_ Spurs' continuing huge injury woes have left another head coach shaking his head and everyone pointing the finger of blame at each other ## [Was Thomas Frank doomed to fail at Tottenham from the start?](https://spurswithalasdairgold.substack.com/p/was-thomas-frank-doomed-to-fail-at) _2026-02-12 · Spurs with Alasdair Gold · Alasdair Gold Newsletter_ Spurs have sacked another manager with Thomas Frank lasting just 244 days in charge of the north London club. ## [Stop CI/CD & Supply-Chain Attacks (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/53S2vRgbbrEs) _2026-02-12 · **Sponsored**_ Per-PR: 17 CI/CD checks and package malware scans with inline Check Run findings. ## [Pain and joy at the flick of a switch - a typical Tottenham week](https://spurswithalasdairgold.substack.com/p/pain-and-joy-at-the-flick-of-a-switch) _2026-01-29 · Spurs with Alasdair Gold · Alasdair Gold Newsletter_ From despair at Turf Moor and more injury woes to Champions League progress and riches as Spurs bag £43m by reaching last 16 with impressive win in Frankfurt.