Nats’ Caucus Secrets Exposed: “We Watched The Odyssey”

In a stunning revelation and Satiriser exclusive, it can now be revealed exactly what went on in the National party’s emergency three-and-a-half hour caucus meeting last week. What happened behind the oak-panelled caucus door has remained a carefully guarded mystery, particularly as PM Christopher Luxon has insisted that beyond lone actor Chris Penk there was no challenger to his leadership. The…