A Modest Proposal for LinkedIn

Observation #1: LinkedIn sucks LinkedIn sucks. At this point, I doubt anyone needs to be convinced of this obvious fact. AI slop content has largely taken over the site. The one-sentence paragraphs, the breathless "insights", and the supposed personal growth from minor setbacks dressed up as Shakespearean tragedies. All of it relentlessly positive, performative, and empty. Automated engagement…