weird guy on the bus

today there was a weird guy on the bus. he was a normal guy really but he was wearing a bright pink helmet and on the seat next to him was a big cubic bag that said DOOR DASH. so he wasnt weird but it was weird he was on the bus and not on a bike or scooter or hog. and he wasnt just weird, he was dishonest. the whole appeal of food delivery is the outsourcing of petty fuel and labour. we like that…