Please, dear HFY writers, no more stories starting with “Bob sat on the bridge of the Earth Ship Big Birtha”

Why do so many HFY stories start with the OC standing somewhere waiting for the opening thing to happen? I ve lost track of the stories I ve listened to or read that start with some chuckle-froggy in some location with the lights blinking or the tools shining. You have done that to death. Please, dear HFY [ ] The post Please, dear HFY writers, no more stories starting with Bob sat on the bridge of…