Eurovision 2025: What the Hell Will Happen?

Remember Monday are set for three minutes that will change their lives It’s that time of year again: defrost Cheryl Baker, dust off Johnny Logan and direct your eyes to Basel for the Eurovision Song Contest, which is still, only just, about the ‘song’ part of the name. For all the geopolitics and sloganeering, it’s a fluffy TV show watched by millions of disinterested folk and a few million…