best trope: “ugh I guess I’ll tolerate you for the time being, but this is a conditional, tactical…

a-ship-unto-thyself : best trope: &ldquo;ugh I guess I&rsquo;ll tolerate you for the time being, but this is a conditional, tactical alliance, and the second I get what I want, we&rsquo;re parting ways&rdquo; to &ldquo;you are the only good in the world and I will protect you to my dying breath&rdquo;