Unfortunately, Avoiding AI Won't Work Out

First off, for SEO purposes the title says, “AI”, but I don’t like that name. Not only because a capital “I” and lowercase “l” are homoglyphs in most sans-serif fonts so it looks like I’m hating on a guy named Al, but also because there is no intelligence happening with these tools. I’ll just call them LLMs from now on. Second, a little preface: I’m an LLM hater. Don’t use ‘em, don’t wanna use…