I "Rewrote" My ORM Again with AI. And Ended Up Benchmarking Every PHP ORM in the Process.

You may or may not have read my other blog posts about how How I gamified unit testing my PHP framework and went from 0% unit test coverage to 93% in 30 days (7 years ago!) or about how PHP attributes are so awesome I just had to add attribute based field mapping to my ORM I've been writing ORMs by hand for 20+ years. This isn't even the only one I've worked on. ORMs for me are like puzzles so I…