AB-Solute Sexiness!

Every now and then I start thinking maybe I should diet. This is because, according to every piece of media everywhere, I am not a man until I have abs. And while I've never seen my abs, I assume they're around here somewhere - possibly hiding under 37 years of extra cheese. Luckily, I work at Cake Wrecks and so have a handy guide as to what my abs will look like during the dieting process. First,…