The Cake Said WHAT?

When you see the same ol' "happy birthday" butchered day after day, you learn to cherish the cakes that break the mold and say something truly unique. Whoah, thought that said something a little off-color for a sec! (Who else saw "Jerk?") Anyway, I've been collecting some of the better examples for ages now, and as I started scrolling through them today I realized they told a kind of story. It…