Guns, Cupcakes, And A Unicorn That Looks Like Elvis

The End Is Nigh! Quick, grab the essentials! (That's peanut butter cake, right?) (EXCELLENT.) Misspelled? Check. Sperm balloons? Checkity check. Unintentionally suggestive inscription? CHECK, PLEASE. They tell me this is supposed to be a unicorn: Yeeeeeeah. I love it when things get so weird that even the baker doesn't know what's going on: There's a metaphor for life in here somewhere. And…